Ryan Kohn

Tweet from a loser that says, "I will have 30k to make a fully AI film, what’s the plan? I’m supposed to have ideas by next week. cmon guys what would you want to see? I like sci-fi but it feels to obvious for AI 🤷‍♂️"

AI filmmaking is completely unserious.

You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.

In college I may or may not have threatened extreme bodily harm on one of my friends because he drafted the kicker I had pegged as a fantasy football sleeper. (The kicker was Kai Forbath, who was, it turns out, not very good. Whoops!)

Sometimes the obvious moves are the right ones. WaPo’s idiocy will be the Banner’s gain.

Might wanna read the tweet you’ve copy and pasted before sending it next time!

Going to feel even worse when a pitcher shows up to spring training with a months-long injury that no one knew about, as is tradition

a Norwegian man crying on air while being interviewed, with his biathlon stats besides him

In the interview with NRK, he first started by thanking everyone who has helped him on the path to his first individual Olympic medal. And then – unprompted – he made an admission: – And then there's someone I wanted to share it with who might not be watching today. Six months ago I met the love of my life. The most beautiful and kindest person in the world. Three months ago I made my biggest mistake and cheated on her, and I told her about it a week ago. It's been the worst week of my life, he says tearfully in the interview.

new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...

It has a "Michael Mann's Miami Vice" amount of jargon in it for sure, watching it makes me feel like I have a concussion, but weirdly that's part of what I like about it!

(Post a banger not in English)

One of my favorite beats, and these dudes can really rap:

It looks like Da Finchman’s done it again!

Basically yes (The Adventures of Cliff Booth, directed by David Fincher!)

Hey, uh, this is not true! Try reading your own story again

Agreed. By the letter of the rule, that's the right call. But the rule needs to change. No reason to call a play like that back.

Thank you PLD for saving a truly horrendous power play 🙏

What I don’t get is the reporting on this saga. So many hints that teams (esp. but not exclusively the Caps) were being “super aggressive,” implying there was a real bidding war. But the actual trade was… not all that costly? There’s a disconnect there.

Can’t wait to gain some perspective on this massive deal from our local newspa— hold on, someone’s saying something in my ear

As a lapsed Wizards fan I guess the rebuild is officially over?

….?

This sucks!!! Good luck to you, hope you can stick around the beat in some capacity. Thanks for your coverage.

Just canceled my sub. Probably should have done it a while ago, but I wanted to support the sports desk, which was the best in the business for a long time. This sucks!

sports coverage is not about box scores anymore. it's about power and politics and corruption and sovereign wealth and real estate and the use of taxpayer money and the most publicized labor disputes in the country and yes, sometimes about ball go in hoop

Poster for Oscar nominated Dandruff Shampoo commercial Selsun Blue Say Goodbye to Flakes "Works so well... no one can tell" Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson embrace, wearing white, just in case there's a few strays

Selsun Blue (2025)

Was Mizzou one of them? There was a forum post about some boosters potentially exploring that a few weeks ago.

.... or that one. Terrible.

Finally, someone’s asking the tough questions

Lappy scoring broke the curse I can feel it

this advice from @drewmagary.bsky.social is dead on.

I've shifted to listening to albums a lot more, it's a major improvement.

Fitting that the people who make products designed to get people to stop thinking can’t come up with a better reason to use those products than “if they don’t, we won’t make any money.” Maybe Nadella should ask CoPilot for help.

This is one hell of a quote. European leaders really are running out of patience.

Guy who does not understand the appeal of college football at all:

There needs to be a different term for coding-type stuff like this. “AI” has been poisoned by all of the (very ethically and aesthetically bad!) generated photos and videos and posts. But stuff like Claude Code is… not that.