Nick Dupont

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

A recreation of the cover of Absolute Batman, but instead its a muscled version of Bart Simpson and Bartman!

Good morning, Bluesky
Absolute Bartman by Chris Ouellette

I'm not worried: Once ICE rounds up all the illegals, they'll stop.

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

How do wizards treat athlete's foot?

Mordenkainen's Foam of Toes.
No, I'm not sorry. 🧙‍♂️

ppl dunk constantly on things like philosophy and sociology and then turn around and go "maybe the computer *is* actually talking to me"

What need have I of greatness, when I have unconquerable nights? Enlil has the answer to all questions.

I mean, I wanted it to be Weird Al, too, but yikes. It was a question about the Super Bowl, not your last words before being burned for heresy.

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

"Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. You know, in 900 years of time and space, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before." -The Doctor

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

To all federal workers. As long as I have been in public policy funding of the federal government has been used as bargaining chip. I am sorry. Thank you for your service and I promise to support policies that would put an end to using the government’s payroll as a bargaining chip.

The president just told all of the military's leaders that all Democrats are evil and promised to send the full force of the military into Democratic cities to assault the "enemy within," and there's *still* a chance that Democratic congressmen provide the crucial votes to keep this regime running.

why don't combadges have headphone jacks anymore

79. American citizen.

Trump to meet with top congressional leaders as a government shutdown looms The gathering at the White House on Monday comes after Trump canceled an earlier meeting with Democratic leaders.

Trump and Dems are officially meeting Monday.

This is after Trump cancelled his last meeting with Democrats because they were holding firm on immigrant and transgender protections.

The Republican budget has dozens of anti-LGBTQ+ riders.

Call your Dem senators, people, don't let them capitulate.

Well don't I feel stupid

I love the natural, unforced dialogue of phone commercials.
"Hey, is that the new Samsung Galaxy XJR-17 Timewarp Edition with next-gen high-definition camera and complete AI compatibility?!"

Fun Fact: The Rapture actually happened in 1972. But only, like, six people qualified. They were all subsistence farmers, so no one noticed.

If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.

[pic of rfk jr at mic] Breaking News: Guy who drinks raw milk & bathes in raw sewage links autism to tylenol I've done my own research, he assured reporters, while casually sipping runoff from a hospital dumpster

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

A bigger tent is fine and all, but if you rip it in half in your attempt to expand it, you're going to leave a lot of people in the rain.

You magnificent bastards, I'm in 🖖

Two measures of music in common time on perpetual repeat. Quarter note equals 80. Three voices needed. Children's choir, which screams any sound they want on the first beat, sforzando. And then silent. Ar -15 which keeps a steady, nonstop beat. And Congress, which is always silent

A little ditty I wrote

I can’t fucking believe I lived to see pro- and anti-regime Man Show hosts

Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania

Am image from the Marvel Comics book "Knights of X #4." Betsy Braddock and Rachel Summers are reunited after being separated and are kissing in a swirl of illusory butterflies.

Betsy and Rachel Reunited, Knights of X (2022) #4, artist Bob Quinn, colorist Erick Arciniega