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US to rewrite its past national climate reports US President Donald Trump's administration is revising past editions of the nation's premier climate report -- its latest move to undermine the scientific consensus on human-caused global warming.

The Trump administration has announced that the US will rewrite past climate reports, in a clear attempt to erase scientific history and undermine the consensus on human-caused climate change.

Just like swans breaking people’s arms over here. Never seen one.

I’ve seen this one; where you pay tribute to the mob boss. It’s Godfellas. Or maybe Layer Cake.

Siri. How many millions of British people die from spider bites in the UK?

Siri?

Hey Siri?

No, I’m not joking

The famously deadly UK spider. For goodness sake!!!

Shared prayers and tears: how Lammy wooed JD Vance and the White House - The Guardian
I expect David Lammy will get a message from Rupert Murdoch. - ‘make a deal with Vance and I’ll make you Prime Minister’

It’s Malaysia to be pedantic. It was Malaya in the old British Colonial days.

#BBC 6pm news. For crying out loud can we just have ONE day off from your racist dog whistling? They’re not just migrants, they’re refugees, asylum seekers etc.

All the way with LBJ! Wanker!

Hang it in the Louvre

Exactly. Pre-planned. Especially Jenrick and #farageriots

In 2016, Ghislaine Maxwell falsely stated, under oath, that she was not aware that Jeffrey Epstein recruited underage girls for sex (you know, the ones she was actually recruiting on his behalf). She was charged with two counts of perjury for this.

Remind me why we give a shit what she says now?

Now what?

Shut Grok down!

Commit to a functioning reporting system! (It is a legal duty, but one currently observed only in the breach)

Somebody wake up the regulators so that we can start to uphold the rule of law in this country.

Make Twitter Lawful Again!

Akexa! Grind the salt. Wow, it will happen

Maldon is up the road from me in Essex. There’s no way to jazz it up by putting on an outrageous French accent!

A pack of Celtic sea salt

Now then, Murray River pink(ish) salt from Victoria Australia is a different kettle of fish.
Then there’s this little darling;

Very good sir! (I’m assuming sir??)

Hang on, is this the guy who gets scared just being near a city? It would make sense if it was him; no need to look at actual people

And very small baristas

We were just talking about that; a cricket bat positioned just by the front door will come in handy

Imagine if it flew in your window, you shut the window and chase it round the room. With a broom, or a Telecaster

Not just one, a triptych.

I’m still pissing myself over this

Predator

When I read about it this morning I had the same feeling; got to be a fake. But no, it’s real, and I’m absolutely flabbergasted. What next? Seatbelts and headlights?

I’m sure the gambling industry lobby Labour just as hard as they did the Conservatives.

We just whisper W X Y Z as code, but they lose their shit anyway

People are always really disappointed when they first see a platypus. They’re really small