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My queen my wife

foggy mornings are often the most peaceful mornings

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

everything is ads, and a subscription model, and ads, and government surveillance, and ads, and private equity, and ads, and data mining, and ads, and enshittification, and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads

new ig UI is complete assssss — goddamn that zuскfuск really hates everyone huh

he's not seeing 2027

The inauguration speeches are simply incredible

god bless the B44-SBS

Merry Christmas, everyone!🎄Thank you so much for the likes, shares, comments, messages, and follows during my Muppet Christmas Character countdown! This movie and these muppets clearly hold a very special place in our hearts. ❤️

#themuppetchristmascarol

just a fella and his basal cell carcinoma against the world

Why are 12-year-olds vaping??

HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "I'm willing to pay more for quality products if they are made in America, by Americans, who are paid a decent income." The tweet shows Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting, which is often used to show the tweeter is expressing a brave opinion.

HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "MINIMUM WAGE JOBS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE A CAREER. Why does no one understand this? Entry level jobs are STEPPING STONES to better jobs. No one wants to work towards that though."

HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "Buy $5 gloves instead of $50 ones. Trust me." The tweet shows a box of "Gorilla Grip" gloves.

The label on Gorilla Grip gloves show they're made in China.

It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:

— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap

today is almost one of those days where i can make a stupid and avoidable mistake and not immediately want to say I deserve to be kicked to death in the street for it

ma'am, you are *audibly* sick

the only time I would ever tell a woman to cover up is when they're openly hacking wet phlegm in public

anyone need an extra 40 lbs?

I like my name, but I can't look at it for too long because otherwise I hear the rickshaw carrying my existential panic, identity crisis, and dissociation fast approaching

maybe we have to slog through another global pandemic for people to remember how to act in public because good fuuuuuugging goddd

ai slop commercials at regal

Skechers has some new ad campaign for monochromatic shoes and they all feature blatantly ai slop and it just looks like dogggggggshit

summer is the worst season by a landslide

it's nervous system disregulation Tuesday folks

does anyone else feel like they're actively going insane right now?

eg: you're an actual grown human adult watching TikToks on full volume on public transit.

the law should be that thrice annually and with understandable and reasonable cause, you're allowed to take someone's phone outta their hand and fling it into oblivion

I will 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 forgive these techbro dickheads for taking the humble and harmless 3.5 mm jack from us. I pray hell exists just for psychopaths like you

I pray that for people who listen to TikToks on their phones out loud in public at full volume lose the ability for touch screens to recognize their fingers as styluses

I can't believe I gotta do this for 40 to 50 more years

“banning pornography” is bad on its own but it is imperative that everyone understand that these people consider the very existence of queer people to be pornographic

they consider the most chaste depiction of a queer relationship, or an openly trans person, to be porn and they want it banned