Will Sisskind

Queens men meet — Queens Daily Eagle The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.

The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.

Donald Trump looking the happiest I’ve ever seen him talking to Mamdani, with a Reagan portrait hanging in the wall behind them

The classic distracted boyfriend meme

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a) Trump sees ZM as a celeb, Trump loves celebs, ergo the ego-fondling.
b) Trump wants to align with ZM to "look good on affordability" to his base and maybe make the left think less of ZM by association.
c) Trump doesn't know where he is and needs a Diet Coke, STAT.
d) All of the above.

Yes it's Trump having a senile moment where he'll say anything adoring in the presence of an influential figure, but in this picture you can actually see Zo picturing himself kicking Don Jr. and Eric directly in the balls.

Zo with the STONE FACE as Trump tries to be folksy and jokey about accepting the label of "fucking fascist." There is one dude standing behind that desk with any leadership capability whatsoever and it is the dude who is STANDING UP!

YouTube video by ChriddofArchive sausage groove (chriddof reupload

Welp, this classic bit has been the brain all day today, folks: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KFq...

Seems futile to find an email client that doesn't use AI these days and stamps are expensive so snail mail's out, plus no one uses a fax machine anymore. If you need anything from me, please come to the Gay Head Lighthouse on Martha's Vineyard, where I will transmit messages to you via Morse code.

the classic dril tweet "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."

Had to give it a good think but “Eeyore’s Warm Embrace”. Something about Pooh’s sticky honey. Is this anything.

This is totally unrelated: Just thought of a porno with the most absolutely Looney Tunes-esque sound effects and started cackling at my desk. We're talking every sproing, boing, and bonk you can imagine. Throw a Wilhelm scream in there. Why not. It's almost 2026.

Anyway yes! Many more articles to come. Please remind me to post about my published writing as it goes live on the Internet. I am bad at self-promotion! Thank you!

AND FOURTH BUT NOT LEAST: "EDEN" from Norway's Tape Trash, a symphony of heavy rock about heavy topics such as "What does it mean to have faith?" and "What happens when you grow distant from God?" Probably one of my favorite records of 2025, if I'm honest: start-track.com/album-tape-t...

THIRD: "Power Lines", a new EP from LA-based paer, a dream pop duo sporting ethereal keys yearning for connection in between states of being: start-track.com/ep-paer-powe...

SECOND: Pour Over's new EP "So Sorry", a debut from a DC-based trio formed through Reddit posts and now blasting a blend of unapologetic shoegaze, fuzz rock, and indie pop into the stratosphere: start-track.com/ep-pour-over...

FIRST: Lord Jane's new EP "The Lifting Of The Fog", Belfast post-hardcore with unfiltered lyricism about and against defeatism: start-track.com/ep-lord-jane...

LOL it appears that THREE new articles of mine have been published on world-famous music blog Start-Track.com in the past 24 hours and so I suppose I will list them all here as a reminder that your boy is once again a writer with a byline, babyyyyy!

Nimmo: Would be sad to see him go, but Mets have plenty of outfield arms in the farm.
McNeil: Same as Nimmo; sad if he goes, but infield options are plenty.
Vientos: Should keep to see if he bounces back after a tough '25, in order to improve his value.
Senga: Same as Vientos; plus, we need the arm.

In any case, to Hell with you, Donald Trump, and to Hell with all your Heritage Foundation fascist-sympathizing nationalist scumbag friends. I'm tired. Everyone's tired. Kids are tired. And they deserve better than this.

We all know why, Donnie. You don't care about kids unless they do something for you, whether it's help you profit or [insert thing so unspeakable here that I literally can't even fathom it, like good GOD man, how bad are those files?]

My wife's a teacher in another MA town. They're voting on a $12.5 million override. Again, that's not even a sizable fraction of the cost of your ballroom, Don. Why do they have to wring their hands while you get off on dreams of lavish balls and bullshit?

Like, I'm sorry, you want to build a $300 million ballroom, Donald? That's cute. A school district in Massachusetts just had to cut dozens of jobs due to a $1.4 million deficit. That's nearly 1/200th - 0.5 percent - of the cost of your pitiful replacement for the East Wing.

Quite frankly, if I had any sort of political power, I would do whatever it took to block the Admin's actions on this.

Because - again, quite frankly - I don't think decisions on children's education should be made by a guy WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE HIMSELF AROUND CHILDREN.

"Dewey Cox needs to think about his whole life before he performs" then leading into us watching Dewey Cox's whole life? Cinematic perfection. Whole movie is a gem.

A snippet from Jimmy Carter's "Crisis of Confidence" speech, in which he states: Just as a similar synthetic rubber corporation helped us win World War II, so will we mobilize American determination and ability to win the energy war. Moreover, I will soon submit legislation to Congress calling for the creation of this nation's first solar bank, which will help us achieve the crucial goal of 20 percent of our energy coming from solar power by the year 2000."

Speaking of that "crisis of confidence" speech from Carter... That national solar bank accounting for 20 percent of American energy sounds mighty fine right about now... 25-30 years late, maybe, but never too late to cut dependence on fossil fuels, right?

Man, remember when Jimmy Carter gave that "crisis of confidence" speech? I don't, because I wasn't alive then. But I sure am thinking about that right now, for a lot of reasons.

Okay anyway in real cool news: I have started writing for esteemed music blog START TRACK run by @filip.start-track.com and the first of many articles to come is now live. Please go check out Lord Jane's new EP "The Lifting of the Fog" -> start-track.com/ep-lord-jane...

You ever sit in a library pondering that perhaps everything has gone to shit, but then you look out the window and see the sky and trees and remember the Earth spins on regardless, and you just gotta give the Earth a round of applause in your head like "Good job Earth, give it up for the Earth!"

Megyn Kelly - as it is with all like her - feeds off your anger. She lives to consume your time and energy. And yet her cravenness will consume her, and history will only record her dark nature. Amen.

As someone who never considered myself “handy”, watching this has made me feel incredibly superior and better about myself. Get good, Barstool Boy!

It is wonderful to realize the good folks I first followed on this site way back are also Pats fans. Maye Day, Go Pats, etc.