Old Gassy

"You boy! What things has Trump exempted from tariffs today?"

Train an old nag madly for big race! (5,7)

The only inhabitant of the Heard and McDonald Islands contemplates their revenge against Trump's tariffs.

"Just time for a quick look at tomorrow's papers..."

"I might as well say this now -- Elon Musk has pulled out."

"We did a Nazi salute by mistake!"

"I'd like to contribute two jars of Duchy Originals organic banana chutney. Where shall I put them?"

Richard Tice pays a visit to Clacton, where he meets an ass who has taken thousands of people for a ride over the years.

"You're striking all the wrong notes!"

Rightwing supporters today

Rare visitor seen in Clacton!

Prince Andrew perusing the Pizza Express festive menu.

Kemi Badenoch finally finds a sandwich she can relate to:

Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄

Who wore it better?

Perhaps if farmers stopped with all the yucky vegetables and made things that people actually like such as Lion Bars and Quavers they would have more money to pay their tax.

"I'm looking for a copy of a book - 'How to Avoid Tax by Buying a Farm"... My name? Yes, it's J R Clarkson ..."

Far-Right Express

"Do you think you could do something to get rid of this jerk? He's following me everywhere."

Just opened a Twitter account. I hear it’s going to be pretty big over there.

"Excellent. Seems to never young Bluesky poster trained on my computers."

Greasy, unwholesome and might make you feel unwell ... and the food's pretty awful too.

Creepiest thing I've seen for a while...

Excellent choice!

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People of Bluesky. Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favourite movie?

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Et in Arcadia: Ego

"Remember X? What were that about?"