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ICE wants to cram 5,000 detainees in your local empty warehouse. That's fine, right? Some states are trying to fight back. #ICE #immigration #DHS www.jezebel.com/ice-detentio...

Trump Says Cuba Won't "Survive." Just How Many Cubans Will Not Survive? Cuba doesn't have electricity or food, but Trump's executive order claims it's "an unusual and extraordinary threat" to the United States.

Trump says Cuba won't "survive." How many Cubans is he planning to have not survive? #Cuba #Russia #Mexico #DonaldTrump www.jezebel.com/cuba-trump-e...

The Kennedy Center Embarrassed Trump, so Now He Needs to Destroy It Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

The Kennedy Center embarrassed Trump, so now he needs to destroy it. #KennedyCenter #DonaldTrump #arts www.jezebel.com/kennedy-cent...

Humans May Return to the Moon This Week. Are Americans Even Aware It’s Happening? For the first time in 54 years, humans will head toward the moon this week. So why does it feel like most of us are barely aware of it?

Humans may return to the moon this week. Are Americans even aware it’s happening, or are we all too swamped in bullshit to even care? #moon #ArtemisII #NASA www.jezebel.com/moon-mission...

It Sure Looks Like Pretty Much Every Unvaccinated Kid Is About to Get Measles Last year's measles total in the U.S. was the worst in 34 years. This year is on pace for 300% more cases.

It sure looks like pretty much every unvaccinated kid in the U.S. is about to get measles, as South Carolina outbreak becomes worst in decades. #measles #disease #infectious #CDC www.jezebel.com/measles-infe...

Big Tech Companies Are Profiting Off Nonconsensual AI-Created Porn Google, Apple and Meta have profited off of advertising and selling nonconsensual porn apps, even to children.

Google, Apple and Meta have profited off of advertising and selling nonconsensual porn apps, even to children. www.jezebel.com/tech-compani... #AI

Pam Bondi Has Don Lemon Arrested for Reporting on Peaceful Protest This is fucking terrifying.

This is fucking terrifying.
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ICE Is Legally Required to Issue Full Reports on Detainee Deaths. They've Completely Stopped Doing It. ICE is required to issue a full report to Congress on any detainee death within 90 days. They've skipped the last 8 deaths entirely.

ICE is legally required to issue full reports on detainee deaths. They've completely stopped doing it, in defiance of Congress, as people continue to die in detention. #ICE #immigration #law www.jezebel.com/ice-detainee...

The detail that truly blows my mind here is that even Sidney Powell is apparently involved in this in some way, despite the fact that she AGREED TO TESTIFY AGAINST TRUMP when she plead guilty to six election interference charges in 2023. Jesus, this is the stupidest timeline. #FultonCounty #FBI

Judge May Grant Release of Marimar Martinez Shooting Footage After Feds Drop Case Against Her The feds had no case against Marimar Martinez, and dropped their charges. Now she's demanding to let people see the footage of her shooting.

Judge may grant release of Marimar Martinez shooting footage after feds drop case against her. It's another case reeking of government lies. #MarimarMartinez #AlexPretti #ICE #BorderPatrol www.jezebel.com/marimar-mart...

Kristi Noem Blames Stephen Miller, Who Blames DHS, Who Blames Miller, Who Blames… After federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti, Noem and Miller both tried to paint him as a domestic terrorist…and now they’re throwing each other under the bus.

After federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti, Noem and Miller both tried to paint him as a domestic terrorist…and now they’re throwing each other under the bus.
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Are We Seriously Going to Relitigate Trump's Dozens of Failed 2020 Election Interference Lawsuits? Team Trump even seems to be bringing back election interference figures like Sidney Powell, who agreed to testify against him in Georgia.

Are we seriously going to relitigate Trump’s dozens of failed 2020 election lawsuits? #DonaldTrump #FultonCounty #SidneyPowell #electioninterference www.jezebel.com/2020-electio...

Russia Has Suffered More than 1.2 Million Casualties in Ukraine, Leading to Another Lost Generation Five times as many soldiers from Russia have been lost in Ukraine than in every single other Russian conflict since World War II.

Russia has suffered more than 1.2 million casualties in Ukraine, leading to another lost generation and accelerating the country's demographic crisis. #Russia #Ukraine #war www.jezebel.com/russia-ukrai...

Trump Admin Suddenly Wants Louisiana to Drop Abortion Pill Lawsuit. I Wonder Why... Hint: The answer starts with “mid” and ends with “terms.”

Hint: The answer starts with “mid” and ends with “terms.”
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Trump Condemns Ilhan Omar. An Hour Later, She's Attacked in Minnesota. It's probably a coincidence that Trump had spent most of the week attacking Ilhan Omar online, immediately before she was attacked in person.

Trump condemns Ilhan Omar. An hour later, she’s attacked in Minnesota. Surely he'll be apologizing vociferously any time now. #IlhanOmar #DonaldTrump #AlexPretti www.jezebel.com/ilhan-omar-a...

Splinter: Does the Trump Administration Support the Bill of Rights? This is an explicit anti-Constitutional movement, and it’s time we started echoing Antonin Scalia appointees and stating the obvious.

Does the Trump Administration support the Bill of Rights? Like, ANY of the Bill of Rights? www.jezebel.com/does-the-tru... #DonaldTrump #ICE #AlexPretti

Trump Approval Rating Hits New Second Term Low Following Alex Pretti Shooting Trump's approval ratings hit new lows following the shooting of Alex Pretti, potentially setting up for a bloodbath midterm election.

Trump approval rating aggregate hits new second term low following Alex Pretti shooting. #DonaldTrump #approvalrating #polls #AlexPretti www.jezebel.com/trump-approv...

Trinidadian Families Sue the Trump Admin Over Wrongful Deaths in October Boat Strike The families of Trinidadian fishermen killed by the U.S. military in an October boat strike are demanding justice.

Trinidadian families sue the Trump admin over wrongful deaths in October boat strike off Venezuela coast. #wrongfuldeath #boatstrikes #DOD www.jezebel.com/boat-strikes...

Trump Admin Expands the Already Draconian Global Gag Rule to Target Trans Rights, DEI One human rights expert told Jezebel that the expanded rule pushes Trump’s agenda “of conditioning previously apolitical funding to control people’s bodies and decimate human rights internationally.”

One human rights expert told Jezebel that the expanded rule pushes Trump’s agenda “of conditioning previously apolitical funding to control people’s bodies and decimate human rights internationally.”
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Maybe It Is Possible to Be Too Visibly a Nazi for the Trump Administration? All it took was Gregory Bovino dressing like a Gestapo commander and fighting random citizens online to finally get him removed from sight.

Maybe it is possible to be too visibly a Nazi for the Trump administration? It can even get your social media privileges taken away, if you're Gregory Bovino. #GregoryBovino #BorderPatrol #ICE #Minnesota #AlexPretti www.jezebel.com/gregory-bovi...

Venezuela Is Taking the Doublethink Approach with the Trump Administration "Interim" President of Venezuela Delcy Rodríguez is walking a delicate line, pretending to oppose Trump while giving him everything he wants.

Venezuela is taking the doublethink approach with the Trump administration, pretending to resist while mostly giving Trump whatever he wants. #Venezuela #DelcyRodriguez #DonaldTrump #Maduro www.jezebel.com/venezuela-tr...

Even Trump Is Clearly Scared of the Alex Pretti Shooting Fallout Following the shooting of Minneapolis nurse Alex Pretti, Donald Trump refused Sunday to say whether he supported the Border Patrol shooter.

Trump went from condemning Alex Pretti on Saturday to being afraid to say his name by Sunday afternoon.
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DHS Is Reviewing Body Cam Footage of Alex Pretti Shooting. If Only We Could Trust That Video. Just days ago, the Trump administration used AI to doctor an image of a suspect. How can we trust body cam footage in their possession?

DHS is reviewing body cam footage of Alex Pretti shooting. If only we could trust that video, but the administration already proved it's willing to doctor images. #AlexPretti #bodycameras #ICE #BorderPatrol www.jezebel.com/alex-pretti-...

Even Trump Is Clearly Scared of the Alex Pretti Shooting Fallout Following the shooting of Minneapolis nurse Alex Pretti, Donald Trump refused Sunday to say whether he supported the Border Patrol shooter.

Even Trump is scared of the Alex Pretti shooting fallout, refusing on Sunday to specifically support the Border Patrol officer who killed the Minneapolis nurse. #AlexPretti #Minnesota #ICE #immigration www.jezebel.com/alex-pretti-...

There Have Already Been More 2026 Measles Cases in the U.S. Than 2023 and 2024 Combined In the first three weeks of 2026, there have already been more than 400 new measles cases, as the U.S. looks to blow past 2025's highs.

There have already been more U.S. measles cases in the first three weeks of 2026 than there were in all of 2023 and 2024 COMBINED: www.jezebel.com/measles-case... #measles #disease #publichealth #quarantine

Alex Pretti, Man Killed by Federal Agents Whom the White House Labeled a Domestic Terrorist, Was ICU Nurse for Veterans “The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting," Pretti's family said in a statement.

“The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting," Pretti's family said in a statement.
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ICE Detainee Deaths Were at Record Highs in 2025. This Year Looks to Get Far Deadlier. The number of detainee deaths in ICE custody in 2025 tied the record. The body count of 2026 may completely obliterate it.

Not enough people are talking about the fact that ICE has simply stopped issuing full reports on detainee deaths to Congress in the last month, despite being legally required to do so: www.jezebel.com/ice-detainee... #ICE #immigration

There Have Already Been More 2026 Measles Cases in the U.S. Than 2023 and 2024 Combined In the first three weeks of 2026, there have already been more than 400 new measles cases, as the U.S. looks to blow past 2025's highs.

There have already been more 2026 measles cases in the U.S. than 2023 and 2024 combined. We're likely to smash last year's 33-year high. #measles #CDC #infection #vaccines www.jezebel.com/measles-case...

The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain Meat Fast food brands are falling over themselves to spotlight protein, even when the results are cups of meat you'd serve to a child or prisoner.

The protein-obsessed fast food industry's latest innovation: Big-ass cups of plain meat. For when you want to entirely remove "cuisine" from the experience of eating. #protein #nutrition #fastfood #chipotle www.jezebel.com/the-protein-...