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jim carrey did it on In Living Color.

it's like there was two of 'em.

25.11.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bootgui=0

23.11.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tome of Synonyms...?

23.11.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and that they carry his, "superior white genes."

23.11.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not every time, but yes. also, i feel some slight anxiety sometimes in the water in games. even in low stakes water areas. maybe that nes tmnt game is to blame.

15.11.2025 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*elected dems cave to elected republicans*

"iT wAs ThE nOn-VoTeRs ThAt DiD tHiS!!!"

10.11.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

forget the comedian, but:

i didn't go to harvard. i went to lenscrafters.

07.11.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nice. the wife and i used to call little pizzas on tortillas, "tortizzas." that one stuck. i should learn to make pho so i can call is, "faux-pho." proper pronunciation of pho is optional.

01.11.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"fakeaway" i needed a term. thank you.
"faux-nese" just wasn't cutting it.

01.11.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sprinkle some raisin nut bran on it and now it's even healthy! maybe not as healthy as protein packed ice cream, but it's something.

27.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that, and additionally i feel there is a lot of overlap with practicing addicts.

24.10.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the system protects itself. no matter who you vote for, they protect the system that afforded them their position. voting for the lesser of 2 evils is just rewarding the puppy for peeing the carpet instead of defecating on it. either way, puppy got rewarded for bad behaviour.

IMHO, of course.

24.10.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"hedge-lord" made me giggle more than it shoulda. 😁

23.10.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fighting corruption from the inside also requires one to become the corruption they fight in order to be on the inside to fight it.

"it's gotta get worse before it gets better," seems to come up an awful lot.

22.10.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am being only a bit hyperbolic:

i can't leave my abuser, they keep me fed, clothed, and living indoors!

22.10.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

klatu! verata! nik*coughing fit*

i said yer damned words!

21.10.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the beatings will continue, and get worse, until you cease your complaints about the beatings.

21.10.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

google photos: remember these pictures from a year ago? *shows wife's funeral pics, starting with her in the coffin*

20.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"we all bloat down here"

-ronald mcdonald, probably

19.10.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fist pumped to get them fired up to do it, then ran away scared when they actually did it. heh

18.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what is the obsession with the middle class?

18.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i worked in cubicle farms in the 90s and early 2000s. it was just rotating disease after rotating disease. masks would have cut down on the misery of no paid time off and you better not do unpaid time off either. also, everyone that still masks says their allergies aren't as bad. *shrug*

16.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and more smoothly flowing, most likely.

15.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, parents that aren't overworked and desperate would help determine those who cannot, and those who will not

14.10.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

reading comprehension is a sonofa...

13.10.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh, i missed the part where the GOP is pro choice, isn't complaining about birth rates, helps pay for child rearing and isn't going to require that generation to, "GET A JOB!" they don't care if there are no jobs because robots and ai. not their problem. earn (somehow) so you can spend it.

13.10.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pretty sure the govt was perfectly happy with companies making phone batteries non-removable so you'd have to just buy another phone...

13.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and then still be required to crank out babies as consumers that cannot get jobs to funnel the wealth upwards. walmart been pricing employees out of walmart no matter which party has a majority and whatnot.

13.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this seems designed to start an internet argument. no thanks.

13.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's how i have been describing it for some time. and when yachts don't hit the dopamine high anymore, well.... i suppose some go full epstein. the movie Hostel was a cautionary tale...?

13.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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