jim carrey did it on In Living Color.
it's like there was two of 'em.
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Just some guy.
jim carrey did it on In Living Color.
it's like there was two of 'em.
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23.11.2025 16:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tome of Synonyms...?
23.11.2025 16:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and that they carry his, "superior white genes."
23.11.2025 11:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0not every time, but yes. also, i feel some slight anxiety sometimes in the water in games. even in low stakes water areas. maybe that nes tmnt game is to blame.
15.11.2025 07:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*elected dems cave to elected republicans*
"iT wAs ThE nOn-VoTeRs ThAt DiD tHiS!!!"
forget the comedian, but:
i didn't go to harvard. i went to lenscrafters.
nice. the wife and i used to call little pizzas on tortillas, "tortizzas." that one stuck. i should learn to make pho so i can call is, "faux-pho." proper pronunciation of pho is optional.
01.11.2025 11:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"fakeaway" i needed a term. thank you.
"faux-nese" just wasn't cutting it.
sprinkle some raisin nut bran on it and now it's even healthy! maybe not as healthy as protein packed ice cream, but it's something.
27.10.2025 02:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that, and additionally i feel there is a lot of overlap with practicing addicts.
24.10.2025 07:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the system protects itself. no matter who you vote for, they protect the system that afforded them their position. voting for the lesser of 2 evils is just rewarding the puppy for peeing the carpet instead of defecating on it. either way, puppy got rewarded for bad behaviour.
IMHO, of course.
"hedge-lord" made me giggle more than it shoulda. π
23.10.2025 06:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fighting corruption from the inside also requires one to become the corruption they fight in order to be on the inside to fight it.
"it's gotta get worse before it gets better," seems to come up an awful lot.
i am being only a bit hyperbolic:
i can't leave my abuser, they keep me fed, clothed, and living indoors!
klatu! verata! nik*coughing fit*
i said yer damned words!
the beatings will continue, and get worse, until you cease your complaints about the beatings.
21.10.2025 07:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0google photos: remember these pictures from a year ago? *shows wife's funeral pics, starting with her in the coffin*
20.10.2025 04:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"we all bloat down here"
-ronald mcdonald, probably
fist pumped to get them fired up to do it, then ran away scared when they actually did it. heh
18.10.2025 21:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what is the obsession with the middle class?
18.10.2025 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i worked in cubicle farms in the 90s and early 2000s. it was just rotating disease after rotating disease. masks would have cut down on the misery of no paid time off and you better not do unpaid time off either. also, everyone that still masks says their allergies aren't as bad. *shrug*
16.10.2025 03:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and more smoothly flowing, most likely.
15.10.2025 16:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yeah, parents that aren't overworked and desperate would help determine those who cannot, and those who will not
14.10.2025 10:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0reading comprehension is a sonofa...
13.10.2025 09:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh, i missed the part where the GOP is pro choice, isn't complaining about birth rates, helps pay for child rearing and isn't going to require that generation to, "GET A JOB!" they don't care if there are no jobs because robots and ai. not their problem. earn (somehow) so you can spend it.
13.10.2025 09:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0pretty sure the govt was perfectly happy with companies making phone batteries non-removable so you'd have to just buy another phone...
13.10.2025 03:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and then still be required to crank out babies as consumers that cannot get jobs to funnel the wealth upwards. walmart been pricing employees out of walmart no matter which party has a majority and whatnot.
13.10.2025 03:24 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0this seems designed to start an internet argument. no thanks.
13.10.2025 03:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that's how i have been describing it for some time. and when yachts don't hit the dopamine high anymore, well.... i suppose some go full epstein. the movie Hostel was a cautionary tale...?
13.10.2025 01:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0