Cezary Jan Strusiewicz

I'm a triple threat. I own three large sticks.

Resurrect Henry Ford and publicly/brutally beat him with a garden hose to cleanse the company's shameful origin.

I mean... I dunno, but it seems to me that trying to pet wild animals has too many Can Go Terribly Wrong scenarios totally unrelated to any diseases. That being said, this isn't like Peppa Pig telling Australian kids to befriend spiders. I don't think fans of GoY will go to Hokkaido to pet foxes.

Grok, is this true?

Probably not. And if they did, they weren't paying attention. And if they were, the carbon monoxide alarm going off distracted them.

Plase don't bully me, I'll cum...ulate my armies and rain down fire and death upon you, as long as rage fuels this earthly vessel. Either that or I'll subskeet you something awful. Either way, you don't want that.

Or trapped in the Mighty Monarch's web.

WTF, Angie?!

The Mighty Monarch lives!

Amazing. Simply Amazing.

The "gender is the same thing as sex and it's defined by chromosomes" people start to short-circuit with black smoke coming out of their ears when you refer to boats using male pronouns.

I have seen all the Saw movies and I still love seeing his recap.

One good deed does not forgive a lifetime of sin.

Nothing that dramatic.

I just don't want him to ever experience God's warmth.

If you don't use LLMs, you're a Bonapartist.

People when I tell them Miller turned 40 just a few months ago.

I want to believe it does, so it can go to hell.

🎵 I’m rollin’ down the highway with a trunk full of teeth,
Fake enamel clackin’ to the street's beat underneath,
Got whiskey on the breath and nothin' to lose,
Crossin’ state lines, on an illegal denture cruise! 🎵

I'll take my Grammy in the mail, thank you.

The main reason I keep hearing for raking leaves is that it promotes lawn health so, since lawns are bullshit, raking leaves is bullshit. Don't even get me started on leafblowers.

Vultures have generational wealth while I don't. Something's fucky.

Vultures have generational wealth while I don't. Something's fucky.

In the Tautology House, we are in the Tautology House.

The main reason I keep hearing for raking leaves is that it promotes lawn health so, since lawns are bullshit, raking leaves is bullshit. Don't even get me started on leafblowers.

Yes. A reference to how nothing I say makes sense.

No sie wie.

You said the thing you said.

In the Tautology House, we are in the Tautology House.

1990s.

Gonna put that on a T-shirt. The T stands for Trans.