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@weatheredmachine.bsky.social

A hefty #robot #VTuber, coasting through the world. She/They, #AuDHD ( #ADHD and #Autistic), #EDS and many other acronyms. Minors DNI - 18+. https://weatheredmachine.carrd.co/

480 Followers  |  1,283 Following  |  382 Posts  |  Joined: 18.10.2023  |  2.2608

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Your bottom line was said about NFTs.
Fuck all the way off, and keep fucking off. AI slop is worse than garbage.

31.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him

30.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 17808    πŸ” 3912    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 181

No doubt she'll be happy that her writing still makes people smile!

30.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tumblr screenshot - Catscenter OP: Image of a baby in a bassinet being watched by two meerkat-posing black cats.

Stele3: The witches have come to lay their claim.
Bunjywunjy: a pair of mischevious goblins examine their new charge

endisni: Ebony and Tenebrous were aghast.
"Did you hear what those fairies gave her? Beauty, grace and willingness to please? Bast's tits, that's a terrible thing to do to a kitten."
Ten got up on her hind legs. "Never trust a flying thing that gives you a mouthful of glitter when you catch it. Come on, Eb, let's give her our gifts."

"Like half a shrew? I tried giving her that, her dam shouted at me."

"Quite right too," said Ten wisely. "it's got be at least four weeks before she can manage the skulls. That'll be my gift then. May you always be able to manage skulls. Big ones, small ones, beaky ones, mousey ones, any sort of skull."

Ebony copied her sister's pose. "And may you always catch the flying things. Then you'll never be hungry, and that's much better than fairy wishes."

***

Thirty years later, Alba was everyone's favourite keeper at the zoo. Not only could she cure her colleagues' headaches just by telling their skulls to give over, but she was the only person they'd ever know who could work alone in the emu enclosure...

Marv3l-drag0ns: YES THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Tumblr screenshot - Catscenter OP: Image of a baby in a bassinet being watched by two meerkat-posing black cats. Stele3: The witches have come to lay their claim. Bunjywunjy: a pair of mischevious goblins examine their new charge endisni: Ebony and Tenebrous were aghast. "Did you hear what those fairies gave her? Beauty, grace and willingness to please? Bast's tits, that's a terrible thing to do to a kitten." Ten got up on her hind legs. "Never trust a flying thing that gives you a mouthful of glitter when you catch it. Come on, Eb, let's give her our gifts." "Like half a shrew? I tried giving her that, her dam shouted at me." "Quite right too," said Ten wisely. "it's got be at least four weeks before she can manage the skulls. That'll be my gift then. May you always be able to manage skulls. Big ones, small ones, beaky ones, mousey ones, any sort of skull." Ebony copied her sister's pose. "And may you always catch the flying things. Then you'll never be hungry, and that's much better than fairy wishes." *** Thirty years later, Alba was everyone's favourite keeper at the zoo. Not only could she cure her colleagues' headaches just by telling their skulls to give over, but she was the only person they'd ever know who could work alone in the emu enclosure... Marv3l-drag0ns: YES THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

My friend, EndisNi, passed away on Monday.
She was a wonderful person - one of the best, with a sweet treat, a soft hug and a kind word to all she'd ever meet. She was only forty-six - same age as my mum when she, too, died of cancer.

Fuck cancer, man.

30.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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seen this morning on fbook

29.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

30.10.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10521    πŸ” 1461    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 118
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Israel killed at least 104 people in Gaza, including 46 children, in overnight strikes on the Palestinian territory.

The attacks came after Israel claimed its soldiers came under attack by Hamas militants, though the group denied responsibility.

29.10.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 729    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 44
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This is Hemlock. He chews in fast forward. 12/10 (TT: tooba.and.the.spots)

28.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5288    πŸ” 467    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 28

(I did)

20.10.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, there were a few other comments around that were like "huh?!" in a more negative connotation!

19.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally got a full official diagnosis as an Autistic, combined-type ADHD person at the age of 37 this month :)

(I've known for years; self diagnosis is valid, but the stamp helps with my access needs)

19.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She can be both dating him, and a part of the LGBTQ+ community :)

19.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She can be both dating him, and a part of the LGBTQ+ community :)

19.10.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She can date a man and still be LGBTQ+ :)

19.10.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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O&O ShutUp10++: Free antispy tool for Windows 10 and 11 With this tool you have full control over which comfort functions under Windows 10 and Windows 11 you wish to use, and you decide when the passing on of your data goes too far.

Here is a link to it:

16.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.

17.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9978    πŸ” 2968    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 80

Don't take the bait and engage with these gov accounts, simply block. You can subscribe to this block list or use the list to block individually. But either way I do NOT want to see y'all dunking on these accounts which are clearly here just to antagonize us and spread propaganda.

18.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1036    πŸ” 718    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 7

Click on the Subscribe button at the top of the moderation list, it says to mute or block all at once.

18.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember our mantra:

Don't Engage, Just Block.

17.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4081    πŸ” 963    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 29
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

17.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4089    πŸ” 849    πŸ’¬ 322    πŸ“Œ 216
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

17.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 23621    πŸ” 9849    πŸ’¬ 1880    πŸ“Œ 1445

Cops led us into the street as the new β€œprotest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.

Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.

Stay safe out there.

17.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 22613    πŸ” 7777    πŸ’¬ 821    πŸ“Œ 499
Make the Revolution Irresistible
YouTube video by NowThis Impact Make the Revolution Irresistible

www.youtube.com/shorts/3ThGN...

For anyone that gets approached by cops - especially these days. Stay safe everyone!

15.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

14.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7149    πŸ” 3190    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 37
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RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss πŸ’”

14.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4786    πŸ” 1778    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 145
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This is Zebby. He finally managed to catch his tail. Super proud of the accomplishment and would like to pretend no one saw the part right after. 12/10 (IG: zebbythegolden)

14.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6160    πŸ” 573    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 32
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Five Palestinians killed by Israeli forces in Gaza despite ceasefire Israeli army confirmed it opened fire, saying a group had approached its soldiers before being targeted.

Israeli ceasefire means it will massacre the emaciated maimed shell of a body they left you in for entering your own home, then claim Israeli terrorists were feeling unsafe near your house while they were destroying what was left of your life and family.

www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...

14.10.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

John is a fucking gem and must be protected like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, speaking up against your government and using their privilege to support and protect others!

13.10.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

13.10.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 16425    πŸ” 5304    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 102
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.

Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.

About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages

12.10.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9539    πŸ” 3736    πŸ’¬ 218    πŸ“Œ 372

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