The Reverend Shady Glenn

Love that pov

That phrase is now a running gag in our office.

A couple years ago, I had a meeting with potential clients for estate planning. After I finished with my very general spiel about probate and trusts, the husband says “I’m sorry, I just zoned out as soon as you started speaking. I’m sure it was very informative, though.”

Only his career.

Isn’t there a Toxic Avenger stage musical, too?

There’s a musical adaptation of Stephen King’s “Carrie”, which is at least close to the line on SF, if it doesn’t actually cross over.

As long as it’s one that is mostly collapsed and has no electricity, it’s a good idea.

If he does, it’ll definitely be a colt, not an adult horse.

Congrats!

Those colors are fabulous, especially the plum.

Or perhaps he wants to send troops to occupy the university. Who can really tell at this juncture?

They ought to send a detective to check the British Museum for the missing jewels in a day or two.

Amateurs

The fun I could have cross-examining the cops on the stand…

“So, while you were wrestling with the defendant’s penis…”

Dox the fuck out of that teacher and make sure they’re never left unsupervised around children again.

But gorgeous eyes

Happy anniversary!

All of these Augustus Gloop motherfuckers look exactly alike.

Pretty sure I’ll never again see the word “realistic” in that close of proximity to the term “skull balls”

She was whinging the other day about getting her bill establishing English as the official language passed before Bad Bunny performs at the Super Bowl, so we can rule out an Invasion of the Body Snatchers scenario or mirror universe refugee.

Congratulations!

That’s a lovely shot.

*critically fails sanity check*

Yup

Well, now we know what happens to the couches after Vance is done fucking them.

The only thing we really know for sure (beyond the Franklin thing) is that the issue would have made John Adams harrumph and become sulky.

James McMurtry would be my immediate choice.

When traveling through Florida, it’s now important to carry a lighter so you can magically make fire and scare the natives if they get too close.

Given that shutdowns seem to cause attrition among the already understaffed air traffic controllers, I’d like her to be in the air as much as humanly possible.

The load in his diaper makes him itch?