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I wish I was surprised that the Campbell's soup discourse is being driven more by the fact that people think the VP - who oversaw cybersecurity not food - was correct when he complained about lab chicken in the soup and not that Campbell's seemed fine with his racism until the audio was leaked

Taylor Swift (8 feet tall, limbs the length of anacondas) remains silent on the White House using her music. Meanwhile, Sabrina Carpenter (3 feet tall, fists too tiny to hold ladybugs) is charging headfirst at ICE, ready to pummel any rent-a-Nazi that dares to speak her name.

The correct pronunciation is clearly a sneeze.

It's a shame they did this for Epstein stuff, and not for all the damage his terrible economics have done.

Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.

My leftist radical professor told me bats aren't bugs

Pretty impressive that through this entire scandal and press blitz, RFK Jr. hasn't lost focus on his life's work of shortening the life expectancy of the average American and endangering the lives of children.

Gen Z Shoppers Aren’t Spending Like Retailers Need Them To More than other generations, 20-somethings are tightening their holiday-season budgets because of economic pressures.

“So the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”

Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”

The agent opens his notifications to three missed messages from “Allmightywhity” and a missed message from “parsons520” in another app.

Schmitt’s statement sounds better in the original Russian.

Wow

A lot of editors don't even know about media magnification. One of the shocking things - to me - when I left journalism school was how little editors knew about like the study of journalism as a discipline. It's a profession based in norms even if those norms are harmful.

Why did he remove the spine?

Unfortunately, GenX is following right along.

Jean-Leon Gerome - The Duel after the Masquerade (1859)

600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.

Quick summary by me:

THE WEST VIRGINIA HOLLER X.com @HollerWV "If you're in trouble or hurt or need—go to poor people. They're the only ones that'll help-the only ones." - John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath

I don't disagree with John but there's another layer too which is people like him should never get near power and yet they get near it often.

There's something wrong with the system that allows people like Miller to do anything more significant than bookkeeping.

“Why doesn’t the White House press room yell at Trump when he calls their colleagues names” have you looked recently at the roster of journalists with White House credentials. It’s like The Gateway Pundit and Jack Posobiec

Are you kidding me? A Reichenbacher bass AND a theremin solo? I think Wucan is my new favorite band.

float James Carville out to sea on a barge

Sign reading "he sold you flowers and ICE took him."

seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte

Everyday is a new horror....

I take the other tactic and keep saying it until they beg me to stop.

Pretty sure that's the factory default.

As someone who has hated Lawrence Summers since the 1990s, this is an incredible time to be alive.

I am so freakin inspired.

Alice was the kind of writer that could show me that I am a fucking idiot with such clarity and precision that I felt nothing but gratitude to her for having done so.

I love mess but man this whole thing underlines how much it sucks that all the worst journalists somehow end up with flashy high-paying media jobs

(Walks up to man wearing a trump shirt)

Oh you like trump? Name three wars he’s stopped!