Splendiferous Finch

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How am I just realising this??

*cough* Something's Gotta Give *cough*

If they circumcised RFK Jr they threw away the best bit

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Ixnay on the Antifa-ay

You know that's a random parody account?

It's easily solved. Is Stephen Miller left-handed?

This is what AI was truly invented for

Why does he constantly have that gormless grin on his face

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"So many new deals!!"

I for one am shocked that a man who only turned up for one Fisheries meeting out of 42 when he was an MEP would decide to go on holiday when Parliament was sitting, rather than during the 18 weeks it is closed.

Those tomatoes were the tipping point

Do the math!

Does this help?

If you pulled those masks down, how many J6 celebrities do you think we'd see?

Why would they. He's not coming for them.

They wouldn't care if they won those cases or not they just want the PR

Any new Sports Horn on the way?

Pope? nope , Poop

Remember @maryltrump.bsky.social said that when Fred was suffering with his cognitive decline, they would keep him busy with a makeshift office while business was carried out around him? Same thing. Keep him busy while we manipulate the markets and make a fortune.

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Hey British media,
It’s no surprise that if you give Farage the run of the place, he’ll start winning.
Time to do your actual jobs and start interrogating him on his Brexit shitshow, his funding, his Trumpiness, his idiotic manifesto, his real plans for the NHS… instead of drumrolling him into No.10

Support for Reform has surged – what does this mean for UK politics? Our panel responds | Gaby Hinsliff, John McTernan, Carys Ofoko, Caroline Lucas and Peter Kellner Can Farage’s party now claim to be the official opposition? And what lessons should Labour and the Tories learn after a chastening night, asks our panel

There are clear lessons so far - we need a fairer voting system & Labour needs a reset. Trying to out-Reform Reform doesn’t work. Instead of lurching to the right, government urgently needs to rethink its approach. It could start by addressing the genuine concerns of working people by taxing wealth

Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.

The Women, Peace and Security Act was signed into law by President Trump in 2017.

Absolute charisma vacuum