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Last 4 watched
Naked Gun (2025) 4 stars
Cure 4.5 stars
Drive my Car 3.5 stars
Sinners 4 stars

Last 4 watched Naked Gun (2025) 4 stars Cure 4.5 stars Drive my Car 3.5 stars Sinners 4 stars

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
TrueMansWorld on letterboxd

01.08.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Palestinian children have been killed at a rate of more than one child per hour during Israel's war in Gaza.

β€œA whole classroom of children killed every day for nearly two years,” UNICEF’s executive director said.

Here are some of their stories: wapo.st/3UCiAjn

31.07.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1969    πŸ” 1512    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 185
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rip chuck mangione 🎺

24.07.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

The way I play death stranding would make Dwight D. Eisenhower proud

11.07.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dudes rock

10.07.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone should be making noise about this huge media scandal in the New York Times. While Trump makes money off of frivolous lawsuits against CBS, ABC, etc, the Times is getting away with an anti-Mamdani hit job fed to them by a far right β€˜race science’ guy, who they kept anonymous!

04.07.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2756    πŸ” 750    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 21

No Kings includes Draft Kings

14.06.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6477    πŸ” 1301    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 58
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BRIAN WILSON FOREVER

11.06.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Brian Wilson wears a plaid shirt and holds a guitar with his name on it. A headline reads: "Brian Wilson, Leader of the Beach Boys, Dies at 82." Photo credit: Marissa Roth for The New York Times.

Brian Wilson wears a plaid shirt and holds a guitar with his name on it. A headline reads: "Brian Wilson, Leader of the Beach Boys, Dies at 82." Photo credit: Marissa Roth for The New York Times.

Breaking News: Brian Wilson, the leader of the Beach Boys, has died at 82. He became rock’s poet laureate of the surf genre. nyti.ms/3SKkaiv

11.06.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 484    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 55

They do love their cold chicken tenders over there in the grove

10.06.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Death Stranding 2 poster art

09.06.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 812    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 20
Last four watched with Amdadeus, 12 Angry Men, Ran, and the Long Goodbye

Last four watched with Amdadeus, 12 Angry Men, Ran, and the Long Goodbye

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

06.06.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic of a guy sitting on the couch watching The Sopranos where Paulie does the point with his pinky and the guy imitates the gesture.

Three panel comic of a guy sitting on the couch watching The Sopranos where Paulie does the point with his pinky and the guy imitates the gesture.

the soparnos

06.06.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2207    πŸ” 531    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 15
Last four watched
Lost highway
Wild at heart
My old ass
The killing fields

Last four watched Lost highway Wild at heart My old ass The killing fields

#lastfourwatched

16.05.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Adam Silver

13.05.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

08.05.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 25555    πŸ” 3647    πŸ’¬ 444    πŸ“Œ 301

At some point you have to ask why elected democrats tend to be more cordial to the party they say is destroying the country than to their own constituents

30.04.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 769    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

28.04.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 38693    πŸ” 8839    πŸ’¬ 995    πŸ“Œ 742

I’m sure somebody has done this before but here you go

25.04.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 749    πŸ” 221    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 13

more like Switch 2 a new government !! voters.....

04.04.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1033    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
Cow Tools, but the tools are Mario Kart items (Hammer, Koopa Shell, Lightning Bolt, and Super Horn). 

Now I’m gonna use the alt text to hide some hashtags like #moomoo moomoo #mariokart mariokart #mariokartworld mariokartworld mario kart world #switch2 switch 2 nintendo #nintendo #cowtools #cow mkw #mkw #TheMarioKartWorldGameForTheNintendoSwitch2System so that this shows up in like, searches and stuff because I know this is a banger and it has to reach as many eyeballs as possible (pls πŸ₯Ί)

Also thanks to libcraft’s resident gamer Robotigan for the idea

Cow Tools, but the tools are Mario Kart items (Hammer, Koopa Shell, Lightning Bolt, and Super Horn). Now I’m gonna use the alt text to hide some hashtags like #moomoo moomoo #mariokart mariokart #mariokartworld mariokartworld mario kart world #switch2 switch 2 nintendo #nintendo #cowtools #cow mkw #mkw #TheMarioKartWorldGameForTheNintendoSwitch2System so that this shows up in like, searches and stuff because I know this is a banger and it has to reach as many eyeballs as possible (pls πŸ₯Ί) Also thanks to libcraft’s resident gamer Robotigan for the idea

I am so fucking ready to go moomoo mode in Mario Kart you have no idea

02.04.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1683    πŸ” 498    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Graphic showing the Rays final score of 6-1 over the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Rays         6-10-0
Pirates     1-4-0

Graphic showing the Rays final score of 6-1 over the Pittsburgh Pirates. Rays 6-10-0 Pirates 1-4-0

Graphic showing the player of the game, Jake Mangum.

Graphic showing the player of the game, Jake Mangum.

Mangum Madness

@BudweiserUSA

www.mlb.com/gameday/pira...

01.04.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's important that today we put our differences aside to come together and say eat shit Strom Thurmond you desiccated corpse

01.04.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3529    πŸ” 598    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 15

Cory Booker has nearly finished reciting a Metal Gear cut scene

01.04.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 435    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Dudes rock

18.03.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨Robert Pattinson masterclass incomingπŸš¨β€ΌοΈ

18.03.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dudes rock

11.03.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
We’re now three weeks into the second Trump administration, and it seems clear that something has changed from the first go-round. The MAGA populist fraction of the Trumpist coalition has been relatively marginalized in favor of the austerian-accelerationist Silicon Valley right. The archetypal article about Trump voters in rural diners replaced with magazine stories about obnoxious arrivistes comparing Trump to BeyoncΓ© and the inauguration to Comic-Con. Even Trump himself seems oddly sidelined, his threats about tariffs and treasuries effectively ignored by both heads of state and the stock market, his striking and creative Truth social postings left mostly unread--while Elon Musk attracts all resistance energy simply by tweeting β€œπŸ€£β€ at some of the worst jokes on the planet.

The end beneficiaries of Trumpist upward redistribution haven’t changed much. But the affect of the second Trump administration is, so far, wholly different. Gone is the apocalyptic malevolence of β€œAmerican carnage,” supplanted by the unctuous corniness of β€œDOGE.” Gone is the sense of a lasting political realignment, succeeded by an inescapable minoritarian whine. Gone are Steve Bannon, the alt-right, and the β€œforgotten man and woman” Trump celebrated in his 2016 victory speech. In their place: Elon Musk and the Soy Right.

We’re now three weeks into the second Trump administration, and it seems clear that something has changed from the first go-round. The MAGA populist fraction of the Trumpist coalition has been relatively marginalized in favor of the austerian-accelerationist Silicon Valley right. The archetypal article about Trump voters in rural diners replaced with magazine stories about obnoxious arrivistes comparing Trump to BeyoncΓ© and the inauguration to Comic-Con. Even Trump himself seems oddly sidelined, his threats about tariffs and treasuries effectively ignored by both heads of state and the stock market, his striking and creative Truth social postings left mostly unread--while Elon Musk attracts all resistance energy simply by tweeting β€œπŸ€£β€ at some of the worst jokes on the planet. The end beneficiaries of Trumpist upward redistribution haven’t changed much. But the affect of the second Trump administration is, so far, wholly different. Gone is the apocalyptic malevolence of β€œAmerican carnage,” supplanted by the unctuous corniness of β€œDOGE.” Gone is the sense of a lasting political realignment, succeeded by an inescapable minoritarian whine. Gone are Steve Bannon, the alt-right, and the β€œforgotten man and woman” Trump celebrated in his 2016 victory speech. In their place: Elon Musk and the Soy Right.

To me the other key aspect of the Soy Right psychological profile, beyond its desperate need for approval and respect, is a childlike refusal of agency and responsibility, even while in power. A 20-something with access to Treasury Department systems is a β€œkid” whose racism shouldn’t be disqualifying. The South African billionaire throwing Nazi salutes is a enthusiastic neuroatyptical man who needs our sympathy. The Vice President of the United States would never have attracted the attention of the Pope if it weren’t for β€œhysteric progressives,” the real villains. Silicon Valley oligarchs were β€œdriven into Trump’s arms” by the perfidy of Democrats. No one in the Soy Right makes affirmative choices; they’re smol beans who need protection and care.

This insistence on one’s own weakness a contemptible way to live in the world. But the style of the Soy Right is as important, and in some ways even more depressing, than its animating resentments. If the online right of the first Trump administration was an unstable blend of Facebook credulity and 4chan nihilism, the Soy Right is an unbearable mix of Reddit corniness and Twitter self-satisfaction. We can look at some examples. Renaming a government agency after a decade-old memecoin and making the website an A.I.-generated cartoon--that’s Soy Right

To me the other key aspect of the Soy Right psychological profile, beyond its desperate need for approval and respect, is a childlike refusal of agency and responsibility, even while in power. A 20-something with access to Treasury Department systems is a β€œkid” whose racism shouldn’t be disqualifying. The South African billionaire throwing Nazi salutes is a enthusiastic neuroatyptical man who needs our sympathy. The Vice President of the United States would never have attracted the attention of the Pope if it weren’t for β€œhysteric progressives,” the real villains. Silicon Valley oligarchs were β€œdriven into Trump’s arms” by the perfidy of Democrats. No one in the Soy Right makes affirmative choices; they’re smol beans who need protection and care. This insistence on one’s own weakness a contemptible way to live in the world. But the style of the Soy Right is as important, and in some ways even more depressing, than its animating resentments. If the online right of the first Trump administration was an unstable blend of Facebook credulity and 4chan nihilism, the Soy Right is an unbearable mix of Reddit corniness and Twitter self-satisfaction. We can look at some examples. Renaming a government agency after a decade-old memecoin and making the website an A.I.-generated cartoon--that’s Soy Right

this week's newsletter: the soy right

maxread.substack.com/p/soy-right-...

12.02.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 731    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 24

day 89 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

05.02.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s one of the next ones on my TBR and I’m excited for it. Glad they started releasing it in paperback

03.02.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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