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Writer, DM. Red Mage. Sage. Bard. Avatar by @stevienix.bsky.social

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Getting to chew the scenery a bit and be completely over the top and confuse the ever-loving hell out of everyone as to how this tiny woman could just pack away several hundred pounds of food in a single sitting was delightful.

16.02.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once played a lady lich as a guest NPC in a one-shot adventure focused on a PC's date with their new girlfriend. I had two jobs:

1) order (and eat) everything on the menu and
2) do not let anyone mistake a small container of ash as a container of spices.

Success on the 1st, failed on the 2nd.

16.02.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not super?

Uhoh.

12.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Groooooooooooosss...

11.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Age verification?

I used to turn in papers at school - handwritten, multiple pages. Home computers weren't even a thing.

10.02.2026 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems to be a day for it.

10.02.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a masturbation joke in here somewhere, but I can't put my finger on it.

09.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. God damn it.

09.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

Hey everyone!

Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!

But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.

I just resorted our list to put those on the top.

Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

03.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4495    πŸ” 2765    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 94

I could see it was a spreadsheet Monday
Fast-motion weekdays now behind
Tabs of data fill my mind
No column headers I can find
Snapshot cells will make a bind

Freeze panes! Freeze panes!
Freeze panes! Freeze panes!
Freeze panes! Freeze panes!
Freeze panes (woo!)
Now
Freeze

02.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sitting here formatting a report for a client, and can't stop myself from singing "Freeze panes" to the tune of "Freeze Frame."

@quinloki.bsky.social I need you to come reset me.

02.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
picture of an orange Norwegian forest cat.  He is sitting behind me, and looking towards me where I'm just right of camera.

picture of an orange Norwegian forest cat. He is sitting behind me, and looking towards me where I'm just right of camera.

New month means new kofi goal! The cost of living in Canada for a disabled diabetic is tough. So with limited funds, I rely on others to help with food/meds/etc. cat tax included.
Kofi: ko-fi.com/A1814QQT
Paypal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/yam...
(ask for etransfer πŸ“§)
#helppeoplelive2026
#mutualaid

02.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

Cool! ours is in ohio - we had front row as well! Figured if there was a chance, we could meet up when there! Ah, well!

31.01.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any recommendations on where to get some, or is it just local shops?

31.01.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@quinloki.bsky.social and I are going to a show in october, too! which one?

31.01.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very cool!

I've been thinking that we should get window stickers for our car, just completely geek out on it. ^_^

29.01.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's got some real heavy CyberPunk net/ShadowRun matrix vibes.

"Forced Disconnect."

27.01.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

at 0/400 if anyone wants to help toss me money for foods

21.01.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, those turned out so good!

21.01.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman in a black dress with flames written on the bottom right Alt: Madeline Kahn from Clue saying "Flames. Flames. Flames. On the side of my face."
16.01.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s it, I’m leaving 🀣

16.01.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least it’s Friday.

16.01.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

…have I wronged you somehow? Why are you doing this to me?

16.01.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s funny is that I first heard this song maybe in 2000 or 2001. I haven’t listened to it in over two decades and I *STILL* know the whole song.

16.01.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢Not to put too fine a point on it, say I’m the onlyβ€¦πŸŽΆ

…DAMN IT!!

16.01.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wikipedia edits already on point.

13.01.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Diminish a band:

Two Inch Nails

Jefferson Glider

Grumble Against the Machine

Unusual Al Yankovic

UB4

FireShack

11.01.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and let's be honest, X, Win11, Adobe anything, Spotify, Facebook, and a ton of others could be thrown in for good measure.

10.01.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fattens the block list. ^_^

08.01.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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