gemi

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

just heard someone from sweden say they finally saved enough money to buy a house after working for four years, since they were 18, and i just ............ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i'd like to kindly greet a shark

"take care of yourself" rings so hollow when you can't actually do so adequately. i don't need to take better care of myself, i need OTHER PEOPLE to help me! i've reached my max!

almost every single person on my work slack has a horrid ugly genai profile pic and it actually makes me so disgusted and sad to look at them all day :(

oh we're back on this avocado toast nonsense again 😑😑😑😑

had a dream about hugging, really some fantastical stuff my resting brain can invent it's quite impressive

if i had no self control every single one of my posts would be about how much having in-unit laundry would change my entire life and how fucked it is that it's a completely unattainable thing that i may never see again

i wish i could do this with my emails job

cow tools makes me sad bc 99% of the ppl who were amazed and delighted by it will still eat cows without a second thought, kinda fake fan behavior ngl

i prefer my new year astrological (spring equinox) instead of when i'm trying to hibernate in the dead of winter, but even still a chance for reflection and a little bit of a reset + refresh is always welcome ❄️🌱

MASHED POTATO 😤 GRAVY 😤 VEGAN ROAST 😤 BRUSSELS SPROUTS 😤

replaced my broken tv that I haven't used in 2yrs with a very nice and so generously gifted record player and speaker set, and I'm having so much fun finally listening to all of the records I've bought and never had the means to play until now :')

i always think abt the chart reading i got a few years ago where they said the most important thing in my life is talking. expressing myself, externally processing, sharing thoughts + ideas. and how i regularly go days w/o speaking to another human, often weeks without any meaningful conversation

job = bad
going to bed = good

a low-quality photo taken of a tv screen, showing a zoomed in section of a gold panning machine with a large chunk of gold in shallow water. the caption on the image reads, "oh my bleep!"

it's sooooo good and I JUST REALIZED my header image on here is a random photo from when i was watching gold rush constantly lmaoooo

i was OBSESSED w that show a few years ago, it's incredible. tony beets is such an enigma and also has one of the best and most hilariously perfect names of all time. backwards watch is unconventional but i support you! and also highly recommend the early seasons bc it's a whole different ballgame

by "docuseries" do u mean the discovery channel reality show w the weird christian guy who takes a bunch of his church ppl to pan for gold and there are a bunch of other ppl (TONY BEETS) who build horrible but fascinating huge gold panning contraptions and destroy the land and fight with each other

i used to get feedback about my "tone" in chats and emails, that i should be friendlier, and customers would ask if i was a robot. like sorry i'm not shitting flowers for u YOUR MAJESTY i'm trying to get u the information u need????? quickly and efficiently????? pls

just realized that when maintenence came and swapped out my fridge for a new one today i forgot to take my butter out of the old fridge i'm fucking devastated

katamari fucking rules there are so many cool guys to see

any silly zonka wonkas in chat?

and ofc a romantic relationship isn't The Only Thing, friendships and other dynamics are so so important as well. but god. i've been very sad about being alone for a very long time and no amount of besties or ~self love~ can replace it. it's just a different thing

i am so deeply envious of ppl in relationships. it's hard and lonely being single and my life would improve drastically if i had the interdependent support of a partner. i think we should be more outward + honest about that shit, i know it's so common but it still feels embarrassing to say out loud

do NOT tell anyone who uses fb this take btw

just finished watching SoA and all I have to say is that jax sucks and the final scene was so incredibly cheesy that it was actually perfect and I loved it bc it was a fittingly self righteous cornball ending for a cringelord mc president who was the most boring and forgettable member of his club

also what the actual fuck is up with stonehenge what's going on with that

I CARE SO MUCH ACTUALLY

i have found myself without any vegan friends and thus unable to actually Talk about veganism freely and i just might implode with how much i'm feeling about it latelyyyyyy

i wish i could meet more animals