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Native Texan. Dual Citizen ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น. Wharton School '08 at Penn. Codify Roe. Comments are my own.

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Latest posts by benjihana.com on Bluesky

It's been too long, chat. It's been too long.

05.11.2025 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gimme 50 feet?

05.11.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prime Darren Woodson

05.11.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please don't block me

04.11.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get a bacon cheese and egg in Times Square!

04.11.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No fun league

04.11.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite part is to imagine the bullpen coach or the oldest guy on the roster just loafing it out there completely gassed

02.11.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you actually watching the game? Where he stuck his hand at the ball on the pitch before? Or just shitposting

02.11.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FIFY, F it, let's run long distance gassers to stand around

02.11.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol I'm sorry, *trying* to get hit, and then actually getting hit and bitching about it is deeply funny. like, Andrรฉs, buddy, come on now.

02.11.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 815    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

What if we had the Jonas Brothers interview the pitchers between batters?

02.11.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody wants Ken Rosenthal talking and interrupting managers during the World Series. Nobody.

02.11.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BBL

02.11.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that this never dies (unlike Craig's victims)

01.11.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is a bit of a deep cut, but this was from Paul Ryan's Path to Prosperity when he was positioned as the "policy wonk".

28.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wasn't worth the wild pitch risk there given how they pitched it

28.10.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love him so much

28.10.2025 06:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cooper Flagg absolutely beasting

27.10.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 158    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words ackchyually ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words ackchyually
26.10.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
White husky dog sitting in the kitchen

White husky dog sitting in the kitchen

Thanks for the heads up on this! I was able to go get her today and the cross-country Bluesky relay, Operation Reverse Oregon Trail a.k.a. The Great Mia-gration a.k.a Floof Ghost Coast-to-Coast, is starting tomorrow!

26.10.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Legend shit here, folks

26.10.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love a good graham cracker toothsome crunch

23.10.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't forget the Curve cologne era

21.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is Texas' worst played game of the year.

19.10.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an elderly woman is sitting at a table and saying i 'll have what she 's having ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table and saying i 'll have what she 's having
16.10.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@cohhcarnage.bsky.social Should give this a look!

10.10.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sister Jean was a real one.

10.10.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Additionally, to me, the most telling part is that paragraph 6 is very likely a misrepresentation of what the rider obliges due to the lack of a time period.

09.10.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

personal*

09.10.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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