✨emilie✨

guys, a Cava just opened up over here. what’s your order? what do I need to try first?

guys, idk what happened but I just checked the app and I had four topolino rezzies 🫣 looks like the system was glitchy and the reservations I was denied, actually booked? 😅

I didn’t get Mother’s Day but I did get breakfast and that’s what was most important. Back to bed 😴

8 minutes til disney dining reservations open up for our trip. my family has me trying to Topolino’s Terrace breakfast on Mother’s Day. Wish me luck 🫡

forbidden 24th flavor update: I didn’t hate it? trying again tomorrow with a little more intention behind it.

guys I’m about to put shots of espresso in my dr. pepper and … I think it will be okay?

I wish I had a nail gal. I just popped into a rando salon in town. I don’t get my nails done often enough to have a dedicated place or gal.

I was also really brave during my manicure and asked her to redo two nails because the paint didn’t go all the way to the edge 🫣

guys, I was on my way to work and ended up in the pedicure chair. idk how it happened.

morning at the nail salon: they gave me an herbal scented warm neck pillow and an iced coffee. have a happy Thursday everyone.

I said Chip & Jojo but this is actually more like Modern Martha Stewart.

“my friend Mindy is coming over” LMAO I was not expecting Mindy Kaling 😂

watching With Love, Meghan and it feels like a warm hug. Chip and Jojo better watch out 👀

unrelated question: how did you get your username to look like that?

proud of you 🫶

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` i 'm fine '' to the other . ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` i 'm fine '' to the other .

root beer float for dinner

truly
feels like an elephant is sitting on my chest lately
hang in there babes

I don’t enjoy flying. these consistent incidents are increasing that dislike.

I’m supposed to bring my baby on a plane in a few months? I’m going to be unwell.

that looks so good. I love a masala. And the homemade naan???? 👏👏

I need the planes to stop crashing 😭

that’s huge, congrats! 🎊

splurged on a re-do lunch and my request for no onions was denied 😃 it’s fine. I’m fine.

guys, I dropped my lunch on the ground today. I was very brave about it and didn’t cry.

guys, I dropped my lunch on the ground today. I was very brave about it and didn’t cry.

If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.

for sure this would fix a few of my problems right now

Gulf of Distraction

context:

Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake

these are the only birds allowed to win in the dome