Ni (10/04) 💋✨

I’ve had absolutely zero energy all day. No motivation to do anything productive whatsoever. Finally got up to cook and it feels like my body is screaming at me to lay back down ☹️

One day I’ll be allowed to be the clingy annoying lovingly authentic wife I was meant to be 😮‍💨

Men knew not to ask me no shit like this 🤣 I’m gone do my best to piss them off every time they get on my phone asking dumb questions

I think they want the girl to jump to tell him "No, no! I wasn't getting the dick of my life instead of texting you back the second you dryly text me like I ain't got shit else to do!" Luckily, no nigga has hit me with that bullshit. I'm not above hurting a nigga's feeling behind bullshit like that.

Love this for you 🤣

Lmaooo 🤣🤣

Definitely not.

I have a taste for many things rn and can’t decide what I want for dinner tonight ☹️

In honor of spooky month, share a 4-word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

[Child’s name] has been 1013’d.

🤣🤣🤣

Okay somebody tell me frfr. Who is the “Main 7” that keeps getting referred to on the SL? 🤔 is there like an OG list or sum?

Oh please do cause I’m tryna see if a certain one needs to be knocked through a wall 🙃

a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food and holding her head . ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food and holding her head .

I’ve never had bacon on a burger before and I just saw one that looked scrumptious 😗

Absolutely not.

Going to the fair tonight with my baby 🥰

I am a coconut hater.
Don’t bring me no almond joy, samoas, or German chocolate cake.
And don’t EVEN think about that damn coconut water.

I’m ready to travel the world with my husband. Just the thought of seeing and experiencing new things with the love of my life sounds like genuine peace and happiness 🥺

Why I kinda wanna order that boneless sofa from TikTok 😅

If they are a good listener, then yes

Anybody with the drive to learn can be taught anything.

the things you like romantically yes. but the desire to be romantic, considerate and thoughtful have to be in them already for that to occur.

I feel like you can teach someone how to show romance, but genuine romance gotta come from the heart. you can’t fake wanting to make somebody feel special.

Cutwaters apparently 🤣

Remote controlled vibrator. Easily.

🍫♥️

Tar and feather 💀🤣

I’ll order 4 but if they bring me 3/4 I’ll be okay

If we’re sticking solely to it being between JUST these two I’m going Part 2 every time 😩

beginning to end.