David Springer

This lying puss-bag is too afraid to swear Congresswoman Grijalva in; Daddy Pedo (or pedo-protector, depending on your point of view) might explode at him for allowing the 218th signer of the Epstein petition into the House. All the fake moralists would then have to risk voting against King Donnie 😬

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson:

"Private establishments can partner with us to make it clear that private property is private property and ICE cannot enter establishments without a valid warrant ... If Congress will not check this administration, then Chicago will."

This is an Epstein shutdown

They still haven’t found all the missing children from the floods. Why are they more worried about Illinois than about the children in Texas?

Pretty sure you can't win the Nobel Peace Prize if you make California invade Oregon

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

This is what courage looks like… and faithfulness.

Repost: @catholicarena

More than this, it means one more week without any movement on the Epstein discharge petition—THAT IS, if Mr Pants-on-fire allows Rep Grijalva to be sworn in in the 6th

Don’t believe the BS or anyone telling you that these 2 stories aren’t related. Johnson can PRETEND that he wants to force Schumer to own shutdown BUT WHAT HE REALLY WANTS is to avoid the Epstein vote Grijalva would force as the 218th signer of the discharge petition. He’s a frightened little pussy.

Fox: Why won't China buy our soybeans? This is retaliation for the trade war. China knows that American farmers are now losing their biggest customer. China in the last 5 years has bought more soybeans than any other country combined. Now 95% of their soybean purchases come from South America.

Republicans continue to postpone the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva, the newest Democrat elected to Congress, for a third day.

Her day one promise is to be the tie-breaking vote to release the Epstein files.

Article reads: Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

Don’t believe the BS or anyone telling you that these 2 stories aren’t related. Johnson can PRETEND that he wants to force Schumer to own shutdown BUT WHAT HE REALLY WANTS is to avoid the Epstein vote Grijalva would force as the 218th signer of the discharge petition. He’s a frightened little pussy.

Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President

Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/

Telling people not to be fat while standing next to Trump is like telling people not to lie while standing next to Trump

Government Shutdown Costs Kristi Noem Her Extensions “I feel naked without them.”

“I feel naked without them.”

Just remember, when you love the sound of your own voice and won’t shut up, there’s a comment for EVERYTHING!

Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals

Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Occam's Razor always rules. Always.

I can’t believe that Mr Illiterate STILL cannot spell! Here, let me help out:

“I have been asked by many people about the life and times of J-E-F-F-R-E-Y E-P-S-T-E-I-N…”

That is the declassifying and releasing they’re looking for

The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.

CLEARLY, the Epstein files MUST be in Portland. I mean, WHY ELSE woke he direct the country’s eyes to the OPPOSITE COAST?!?!?! Trump IS a Pedophile Protector.

Just remember, this guy’s “expertise” is in bankruptcies, indictments, impeachments, business failures, lies and half-truths—NOT MEDICINE!

Oh, and he protects pedophiles

This douchebag is making THIS threat WHEN the Democrats bring about Trump’s Shutdown?!?! Really?!?! What did you call all the mass reductions of the prior 8+ months?!?!