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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

23.11.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10129    πŸ” 3611    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 68

I'll get a conversation going...

WHY IS YOUR HEAD MADE ENTIRELY OF BACON???

25.11.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inside an ICE Defense Training on Fortnite A group of immigrant rights organizers are helping people use Fortnite to practice what to do if they encounter ICE agents in the wild.

Players are roleplaying in Fortnite to teach each other their rights when encountering ICE officials

β€œI would slip [the warrant] under the door, but there’s no space under the door,” the agent says.

The civilian pauses. β€œWell. Sounds like a personal problem.”
www.404media.co/ice-defense-...

24.11.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6

how much did he pay a surgon to make his face look like a dead skin mask, incapable of expressing joy.

24.11.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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AI didn’t fire you. The board did From Silicon Valley to Shanghai, the new excuse for redundancy has ripple effects everywhere.
24.11.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoon illustration of Godzilla leaning on a hillside sipping a large cup of coffee looking at the city in the distance. Caption reads "He would always start his day with a good strong cup before heading into the city."

A cartoon illustration of Godzilla leaning on a hillside sipping a large cup of coffee looking at the city in the distance. Caption reads "He would always start his day with a good strong cup before heading into the city."

Large coffee. #grickledoodle #kaiju #godzilla #coffee #morning #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #monsters

23.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 293    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for β€œmaking everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH

22.11.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2858    πŸ” 788    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 92

The Roman Empire prospered due to open borders, mass immigration and diversity then fell because of huge wealth inequality and corrupt leadership. I just thought I'd mention it.

20.11.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2
Where the Fuck's the Vengabus? (feat. Tony Martin & Celia Pacquola)
YouTube video by DAMIAN COWELL'S DISCO MACHINE - Topic Where the Fuck's the Vengabus? (feat. Tony Martin & Celia Pacquola)

youtu.be/hsi4G18kgJA?...

19.11.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Danny Devito in it's always sunny captioned "Some cocks can't be unsucked."

Danny Devito in it's always sunny captioned "Some cocks can't be unsucked."

the immortal words of Danny Devito

18.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

"I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."

18.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 40th birthday to Psychocandy by The Jesus and Mary Chain, which was released on this day in 1985

18.11.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

It's not a denial machine, it's a bespoke hand-made propaganda

13.11.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
One ripe and one ripening strawberry

One ripe and one ripening strawberry

I can grow legal plants as well 😁

13.11.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful."

- Sigmund Freud

"One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful." - Sigmund Freud

Fuck off Sigmund

12.11.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Before many name changes tafetas was called the
tas institute of training & science

12.11.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jimmy McMillan, a politician who always runs as The-Rent-Is-Too-Damn-High party, looking like a Black Colonel Sanders, raising one fist to the sky, saying β€œTHE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH”

Jimmy McMillan, a politician who always runs as The-Rent-Is-Too-Damn-High party, looking like a Black Colonel Sanders, raising one fist to the sky, saying β€œTHE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH”

You know whose political platform is always relevant? That "Rent Is Too Damned High" guy.

11.11.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Almost ripe and ready home grown Marijuana bud

Almost ripe and ready home grown Marijuana bud

7east genetics triple dragon almost ready for harvest. So much better than the medical in those refillable tubs i'm legally allowed..

11.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah, but what if this *isn't* late-stage capitalism? What if this is just the middle part of capitalism, before it goes into laying-its-eggs-inside-another-ideology-stage capitalism and makes giant capitalist wasps? Pretty sure it has to end in wasps.

11.11.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arseless Chaps The voice of TISM and comedy royalty: Damian Cowell and Tony Martin's electrobanger duo. Take the 'punk' outta Daft Punk, what do you get?

ARSELESS Recordings at @Bandcamp: arselesschaps.bandcamp.com/music

10.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.11.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't get all the fuss about Nick Cave. He's a bang average lyricist, writes forgettable melodies and has the politics and religion of a Home Counties pensioner.

05.11.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep telling yourself they don't notice and joke about what a cheapskate you are

06.11.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the first time he's fled after someone od'd on the drugs he gave them

06.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he can try resiting the urge to slam more botox into his face instead

03.11.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That should give the filth plenty of time to get their kid gloves ready

02.11.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A gravestone with Spike Milligan’s famous epitaph β€œI TOLD YOU I WAS ILL”

A gravestone with Spike Milligan’s famous epitaph β€œI TOLD YOU I WAS ILL”

Little bit of Spike Milligan on the estate over Halloween.

02.11.2025 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The defensiveness of Altman in this video over revenues is fascinating. Definitely feels like OpenAI is absolutely making $13bn in revenue in 2025 and nothing is wrong to me!

01.11.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 693    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 3

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