Malice Walker

A quote tweet is just a reply tweet for ppl who are ashamed of being thought of as Reply Guys

Long time listeria, first time cholera

Not to “I’m a grown woman but I’m also a baby”-post on main BUT my tummy hurts :(

Tickets for the screening of LIFE AFTER featuring a discussion with the director and me moderated by @juliametraux.bsky.social on 8/10 in SF can be found here:

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the fever need to file a workplace discrimination case against caitlin clark to get to the bottom of why they play so much better without her

My hometown always used to get out in June and go back after Labor Day. One year they decided to shift the schedule to start in mid-August and end in mid-May, so the summer before junior year not only did school start during the hottest part of the year, we LOST a month of vacation. It sucked, lol.

the worst

When Sam asks Mamet with the utmost sincerity if he considers media outlets his friends is exactly why Sam is so fucking good at this.

Was on a flight back to Cali the other day with a layover in Vegas and so many people on my flight were on their way to the show that night. I was so jealous, lol. I haven’t seen them live since like 1999.

you get it

Brian snapped on this one for real

11pm on a Sunday — time to think only extremely normal definitely unbothered thoughts, just like before the start of every week

elite posting

What a dream. This makes me want to get a cat but every cat I’ve ever met has hated me? Maybe I just have to keep trying.

Definitely agree that it’s a boy thing, lol.

Wait, I kind of love them? They feel like real faces, if that makes sense.

oh no, don’t make me get my hopes up

41 years on and still waiting

Exactly. I’ll be free to kick the can into the new year and then it’s 2026’s problem, so there’s no pressure now.

Have decided that I should use the second half of the year to Get Myself Together.

Do I know what that even means yet? No. So I’m giving myself until Thanksgiving to figure that out, then I can just go hard the last six weeks of the year. Should be able to overhaul my life in that amount of time.

please don’t tell me that I can be happy! not what I am asking for in the slightest! I WAS MEANT FOR SADNESS

Handle of the Year ‼️

Stephen Curry wins the 2024-25 NBA Fan Favorites Award for this EPIC moment.

20% discount on those slouch hats the Boers wore for Twitter blue subscribers

can you believe

🎉🎉 Valks lost by fewer than 25 points 🎉🎉

lmao, A+, no notes

I’ve written about eugenics too and it wouldn’t kill white people to think about how brazen that shit sounds to people of color

Maybe if you’re white, re-read The Bluest Eye before posting about this

I agree! Justice for pan pizza.

Imagine if the Valkyries had a few star players who weren’t injured?

wow, what a beautiful thought

As I was saying yesterday…