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@simpleboatman.bsky.social

I fix stuff and make stuff. Hmu with your projects. I love pets and hate capitalism. (The dog is named Scoops). Just your friendly local anarchist handyperson.

129 Followers  |  116 Following  |  52 Posts  |  Joined: 18.06.2023  |  2.0769

Latest posts by simpleboatman.bsky.social on Bluesky

I know my close personal friends are being harassed.

04.07.2023 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's go

04.07.2023 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you know about any of this?

04.07.2023 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a thing you said. Are you sure about that one. Say it out loud. Use your whole chest.

04.07.2023 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuse me, but what are you talking about?

04.07.2023 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, it seems like you have a thing going.

04.07.2023 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It means say what you post to another human in 3d space. Give it a try sometime.

03.07.2023 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, I didn't intend to upset anyone cool. I'm gonna delete some posts.

Sorry it seems agro. I just wanted to hear the accusations out loud.

03.07.2023 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wtf are you talking about?

03.07.2023 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Name it.

(I guess star guy is from north Carolina or some shit. I'm not there, but happy to talk with my MPLS peeps)

03.07.2023 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ

03.07.2023 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have further questions and I would like to ask them to your face.

If you have anything else to say about Wolf, say it to me.

03.07.2023 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beardy hot tub!!!

Let's gooooooooo

03.07.2023 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come see me if you have any questions.

03.07.2023 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wolf and Garak are two of the most wonderful people I know. I would trust them both with my life.

If you are talking shit to them, you are talking shit to me.

Internet haters get rekd.

03.07.2023 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm. Wonder why?

03.07.2023 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Evergreen

03.07.2023 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which direction? I don't see anything.

03.07.2023 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's always cool when "it's funny" is in the alt txt. That's how you know it is actually funny.

03.07.2023 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twitter let me post multiple pix of some Pinkerton being shot in the face.

If horny posts here are fuckin you up, just log off.

02.07.2023 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg. I just saw something horny on the internet. Time to have a meltdown.

02.07.2023 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think y'all already blocked them, but wtf are weird puritans doing on here?!

It's ok to be horny on main if ya want.

Just move on if it isn't your thing.

02.07.2023 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are people like this?

02.07.2023 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who are you? Why ya talking about my friends?

02.07.2023 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not really sure why I'm doing my sales pitch, cuz I'm kinda booked up.

But still, show me those projects and problems. I will help when I can.

02.07.2023 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do metal, wood, plumbing, electric, and almost anything.

If I can't do it, I can help you find who can.

02.07.2023 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey BlueSky. I'm your friendly neighborhood anarchist Handy person. MPLS based.

I can fix your things. You don't have to hide your bongs, dildos, pets, or kids.

I'll just fix your toilet and leave.

Quotes and advice are free. Work is sliding scale.

02.07.2023 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of the above. I'm pretty public.

MPLS based.

If someone posts a household problem, I will offer to fix it. Or send tips, instructions, or videos(depending on location ect)

Or just dm me.

02.07.2023 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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