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Sagiterrorist. 97 Hive. Twizzler Apologist.

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This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Menโ€™s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

28.02.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65190    ๐Ÿ” 10164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3285    ๐Ÿ“Œ 621

Genuinely so excited for this because I canโ€™t even fathom what the plot could be about ๐Ÿ˜‚

28.02.2025 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

E.T. or Close Encounters sequel? Prequel?

28.02.2025 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're fighting alongside our communities to protect civil rights over the next four years.

We cannot let any president shock us into complacency or fear.

18.02.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1026    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Why the fuck am I getting a lecture on democracy from a South African?

14.02.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3986    ๐Ÿ” 406    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 145    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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Americaโ€™s series finale has us going out like the last season of Game of Thronesโ€ฆ

Humiliating.

14.02.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love that artists and platforms like Pop Base are doing this because itโ€™s so needed.

But we need major labels to step up tooโ€ฆ Warner, Sony, Universalโ€ฆ open your purse ๐Ÿ‘€

14.02.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Love that in order to attack Marlon Wayans, Soulja Boy had to share stories about him loving him childโ€ฆ

Screenshotting PRAISE is crazy.

12.02.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not gonna lieโ€ฆ thought this would be FAR lower ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Even as an MCU apologist, I couldnโ€™t find it in me to defend the amount of reshoots and early reactions.

12.02.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well now that I have my Cowboy Carter tour tickets I have to figure out:

- My outfit
- How to pay rent and feed myself for the foreseeable future.

12.02.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Although I got my ticket and Iโ€™m happy Iโ€™m going to the Cowboy Carter tour, it shouldnโ€™t cost a MacBook Pro & your unborn child for a damn ticket.

Ticketmaster needs to be STOPPED.

12.02.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seeing this and Superman a week apart from each other might end me.

Iโ€™m not ready ๐Ÿ˜ญ

04.02.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Billie Eilish about to come dressed as Steve Harvey.

04.02.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Abracadabra, amor-oo-na-na
Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga

04.02.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Black people and the one white girl we like.

Love to see it ๐Ÿ’–

04.02.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Social media used to be a tool that helped me feel close to people even if we didnโ€™t/couldnโ€™t see each other in person. But at this point between bigoted billionaires ruining apps app and the general grind of adulting, I feel more disconnected and lonelier than ever.

22.01.2025 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Devastating.

16.01.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell

10.01.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7857    ๐Ÿ” 663    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 154    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Rot in hell. Hope itโ€™s hot โค๏ธ

10.01.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My entire city is on fire and Iโ€™m getting evacuation noticesโ€ฆ

10.01.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This actually already exists but itโ€™s a rebooted spinoff that was supposed to be in theaters but was moved to streaming, but then got shelved as a tax write off.

02.01.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[opens Disney+]

ok sweetie do you want to watch the Lion King, Mary Poppins or Night Bitch

01.01.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8870    ๐Ÿ” 683    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 183    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

Yโ€™all gotta just leave her alone about music.

As long as those other businesses are successful, weโ€™re not getting music. Anti was 9 years ago. The way I see it, sheโ€™s retired.

01.01.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish there was a subscription service for screeners for indie or smaller budget films that will be nominated during awards season.

Because I donโ€™t want to always have to go to Century, Burbank or the fucking Grove to watch a 3hr drama ๐Ÿ˜‘

23.12.2024 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Funny comic strip. A sign says โ€œexotic dancersโ€, inside are pole dancing reptiles. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Funny comic strip. A sign says โ€œexotic dancersโ€, inside are pole dancing reptiles. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

21.12.2024 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3275    ๐Ÿ” 235    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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No SZA last nightโ€ฆ no SZA this morningโ€ฆ

20.12.2024 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The score, the visuals, KRYPTOโ€ฆ itโ€™s gonna be a hit ๐Ÿฅน

19.12.2024 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The bad editing on the repeating tall grass on the left of this picture is KILLING ME.

Open the schools AND PLEASE fund the arts ๐Ÿ˜ญ

19.12.2024 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

???

17.12.2024 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love that folks are destroying coral reefs and rainforests just to make AI pictures of raccoon propaganda like theyโ€™re endangeredโ€ฆ

17.12.2024 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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