Dr. Meredith Wills

Trump’s gripe about revisions in the jobs report is how he played the 2020 election. Jobs numbers come in after initial report is released. They are added/subtracted from the report. Just like claiming victory on Election Day & complaining when rest of the ballots are counted.

It was SO GOOD

Dolphins in the Potomac River? There are a lot more than you think. Researchers estimate that at least 500-600 dolphins have regularly visited the Potomac River and Chesapeake Bay over the past decade.

Sunday morning news that won’t stress you out: dolphins in the Potomac / Chesapeake! 🐬

Want to help science? Contribute dolphin sighting data using the U Maryland app DolphinWatch.

P.S. I want a sticker that says “I dream about dorsal fins”

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Members of QAnon claimed that a cabal of pedophiles had infiltrated the highest levels of our government. It turns out they were right.

YouTube video by Timbuk3VEVO Timbuk 3 - The Future's So Bright

Walk-up music is a different story… 😎

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Closer? Definitely Concrete Blonde.
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Nice article!

I assume this is a rhetorical question.

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I, for one, gladly welcome our new Moon Mammoth overlords… ⚾️🦣🌙 @lastweektonight.com and @erieseawolves.bsky.social FTW!

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And we're officially at the end of being able to trust the jobs numbers in this country ever again.

well this is even funnier now

Cal Raleigh with 42, answering the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, which is apparently "How many dongs can a switch-hitting catcher hit before August?"

and you can add as many links as you want with deck.blue by using the [text](link) syntax without wasting your 300 characters!

PSA on links: On Bluesky, there’s no limit to the number of links you can share, and they will receive the same visibility as your other posts 💙

A catastrophe economists said might take a while to unfold didn’t happen immediately. Therefore, the economists were wrong.

Burgum still grappling with how cordless telephones work…

Is it too early to call Kamala Harris's non-campaign for governor a resounding failure?

Remote workers are 40% more productive than those same workers in the office. And most of us spend those in-office days on Zoom ANYWAY, talking to people in other offices.

But it makes managers sad that they can't physically see their peasants toiling in the fields, so out you go!

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

This, but Chinese dumplings.

Cubs will wear this patch to honor Ryne Sandberg for the rest of the season:

treating human athletes like racehorses

I’ll admit, it’s a dubious honor being the only(?) person in the world to whom giving baseballs is a fireable offense…⚾️⚾️👀

(Great 🧵 here from @bwd.bsky.social!) 👇

I have a few (only a few!) baseballs from the late 80s. When I’m in a position to finally look at historical data, those are at the top of my list!

from @billshaikin: Rob Manfred on Sportico Live: "Sports betting is a massive opportunity for fan engagement." He said Adam Silver told him to stop talking about pace of game, because baseball's pace of game is perfect for sports betting (meaning wagering between pitches and innings).

back in 2021, Rob Manfred said that Adam Silver discouraged him from discussing pace of play issues because baseball's pace is ideal for the kind of microbets driving the scandals

Bryce Harper Opens Negotiations On MLB's Salary Cap Proposal By Telling Rob Manfred To "Get The Fuck Out" | Defector In the current my-truth era everyone is not just permitted but encouraged to pretend they’re right whether or not they actually are. The deranged and deranging downsides of this are obvious and everyw...

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With yet another gambling suspension, I hope MLB (and the rest of us) keep in mind that the motive could very well be more serious than a cash payout…

Godammit.

YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel Tom Lehrer - The Vatican Rag - fabulous version - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967

It's not quite morbid enough (think: Masochism Tango, Poisoning Pigeons, Irish Ballad, the nuclear trilogy of Wernher von Braun, Who's Next, So Long Mom) or obscure-nerdy enough (Lobachevsky, Alma, Elements) to be *typical* Lehrer, but this is my pick for funniest.

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Jesus. Fucking. Christ.