Fry him up!

Idk where I found this but I think of it often

I am a hearty new englander through and through but wtf is up with business back to normal today. There are snow banks taller than I am. How am I to enjoy iced coffee in this weather

Off to the gym so I can scurry around the indoor track (like rat) in a frenetic and unpredictable manner

Been workshopping this and my sibling says it’s ready: Venlafagxine

Starting S3 of my TNG rewatch and it’s finallyyyy getting into its groove, thank god. Stark contrast with Voyager (excellent from the pilot)

It’s the Birkenstocks for me

Zone 2 now so fast later

I hate lifting, apathetic passionless distain, can’t even summon the effort to be a creative hater but I want to donkey kong arms 🙄🥺😖 so do what my little app says to do and I am finally seeing some results thank god!!!!!!!

Today years old when I learned ostrich is a red meat

Vibing at the bar

At my gay power apex (in dansko’s)

Took me about 6h to realize this situation is indeed quite precedented unfortunately

It’s January 3rd. Can we just have like 1 fucking week without something unprecedented and nakedly illegal, I’m so tired.

The boyf and I went to this New Year’s party hosted by our swinger friends (yes that is how we know them) the host has a type, bisexual record guys. Was trying not to be too 👀🥵 but it’s either 0 or 100% and I’m so uncalibrated

I need NEED a cup of the most acrid, bitter, caustic, paint-thinning iced coffee with a splash of oatmilk rn or I’m going to lose my physical form and melt into a puddle of goo

We’re watching jeopardy on some local channel, so many small town ads. Adorable

Tabby cat stares at camera with Heated Rivalry Episode 6, “the cottage” plays on tv behind him.

“Why don’t you have a secluded cottage on a lake in Canada?”

Currently charging my car in rural Maine on the way to my partner’s quaint little hometown to see him and his fam. I personally have zero connection to where I grew up aside from painful and embarrassing memories lol Kind of nice to experience a wholesome hometown experience vicariously

I would like thank all the therapists, including my own, who will be spending the upcoming few months cleaning up the fallout from heated rivalry

That t.A.T.u album from 2002 still slaps