#CancelPatriarchyOrBust

NOLA tomorrow. #chingalamigra

Is there any UBI pilot program that hasn’t been a resounding success? And yet they’re almost always just temporary, to study the effects. We already know what happens when people have enough money to live free and happy. Start handing out cash now, permanently!

I'm so fucking angry at these assholes for making me feel so much hate. I never did before.

Reminds me of this…

I miss Breaux Mart all the time.

I don't play Whamageddon. How could I hate George Michael? I play Mariahgeddon. I cannot stand that freaking song. Kudos to her for making that money every Christmas, tho.

I know, I’m just remembering the flood anxiety I had every time it rained and I wondered if my car was on high enough ground. Hopefully it won’t be torrential rain.

Damn, it’s supposed to rain every day that I’m in New Orleans.

I bought an unfinished wood nutcracker because I have an Idea. If it works there will be pics and video.

The answer is no, apparently, so I’ll be doing the Krampus parade instead.

Can I drive on the normal roads through City Park to look at Christmas lights without having to pay the exorbitant $40/car driving tour fee?

Watching other people open gifts is maddening. JUST TEAR IT UP!

I’ve never caught a Muses shoe. I’ve made lighted hats, big ass signs, acted a damn fool up and down the route, still don’t have one. Maybe someday.

Ruston has become a cool place. So many options for creative people. A genuine sense of community. And a great Chinese buffet that’s been there for 30 years. I wouldn’t mind living there. I am, however, stuck in Shreveport.

Another dumb, smug little bitch spewing heinous shit that we’re forced to listen to. I can’t wait for these people to go to jail.

I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. Goodnight.

Tokidoki

I wish I knew where on the internet these had been shared. I've sold ten of them this week. windisebrenart.etsy.com/listing/1855...

Possibly a dead baby snake.

Mom just found another one. This definitely looks like a tiny snake. I AM FREAKING OUT.

Twice now we have found very tiny worms that look suspiciously like snakes curled up dead in the foyer by the front door. This is making me VERY nervous. Tomorrow I'm going to get snake repellant, enough to put around the entire house.

Introduce yourself with 5 bands you’ve seen multiple times

Lost Bayou Ramblers
Radiohead
Pixies
The Kills
The Waterboys

Holiday…what holiday? Juan and his crew are here to mow the yard and blow the leaves off the roof. He’s from Mexico and probably doesn’t give two shits about Thanksgiving.

Your wife is wrong.

Nearly a week and then I'll be in New Orleans. It can't come soon enough!

Cry me a river, you fucking elf on a shelf looking motherfucker.

He's such a freaking weirdo. Why does he look like he just got out of bed? Why is the VP telling people they're full of shit, even as a joke? Why is he TRYING so hard? No one can convince me that he'll be "worse than Trump." This dude can't lead a turd to a toilet, much less an entire movement.

Out of Mississippi bluesky jail, I see!

Thanksgiving meal number one: cornbread dressing, green bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, ham, garlic roll, deviled eggs. All made by my mom.

Thanksgiving meal number one: cornbread dressing, green bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, ham, garlic roll, deviled eggs. All made by my mom.

Took my blood pressure for the first time in months. 115/65. That’s the best bp I’ve had in years.