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January 2026 Roundup

Wrote a little about some releases I liked from January 😗🎵

hellbent.beehiiv.com/p/january-20...
#MetalSky

I got a balloon as a gift.

風船もらいましたっ☆

I take it back the French are human to me now.

January 2026 Roundup

Wrote a little about some releases I liked from January 😗🎵

hellbent.beehiiv.com/p/january-20...
#MetalSky

Bf meant to text me that the pattern on his new tie is white but he typed "It's shite" and I have a feeling that's gonna be our "the grink"

What should happen to anyone affiliated with ICE should be so extreme that abolition *is* the compromise

"My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest" I'm sorry what

That "You need to calm down" song by Taylor Swift makes me want to eat rocks

Vandor

Close up of a surprised looking light brown bunny with wide eyes and an open mouth.

悪魔城ドラキュラ アルカード
#Castlevania #Alucard

Congrats to France for actually kinda nutting up and treating Musk like the pedophile he is very publicly documented to be but let’s be honest if France is doing that first every other country really fucked up here.

Lisa Simpson staring in disbelief

Did I just stumble upon power metal that doesn't disgust me

at the risk of sounding like a fucking boomer. social media has raised a generation of people so attracted to farming outrage clicks that they have lost the ability to distinguish between something they personally dislike and something morally reprehensible.

TIL there are people who review music just like middle aged Facebook moms review everything else.

"I don't like metal but I tried this out because I like the cover. I didn't really like it because I don't like metal. 3 stars" girl...

there are definitely very annoying aspects to this website but i have to be honest, a lot of people’s complaints can easily be solved by following people who post good instead of post bad

A black and white bunny eats hay while sitting on a white floor.

Seeing AI album art in 2026 makes me want to bring back the curbstomp

If you ever AI generated an image of a real person you need to be hit really hard with a shovel

College of album covers from Feels Like Heaven, Blackwater Holylight, Polaris Experience, Stabbing, Deathraiser, and Crush Your Soul

🚨 NEW ARTICLE

Good afternoon, folks. January’s in the rearview mirror, so we’re looking back to spotlight the releases we think deserve it the most. Come along and see our monthly faves!

Read here: noobheavy.com/january-rele...

A 7 panel comic. Panel 1: waking up, realizing I have a nosebleed Panel 2: getting out of bed, disoriented. Panel 3: walking to the bathroom disoriented Panel 4: washing my face, disoriented Panel 5: back in bed, disoriented, kitty paws approach from the right Panel 6: kitty is on top of me now, purring. Makes me feel a lot better. Panel 7: sleeping soundly.

Try again tomorrow maybe

ICE was both created by and utilized by democrats in power. The Obama and Biden administration both knew about Epstein and didn't do shit about it. Kamala Harris is a former supercop who doubled down that she wasn't going to do shit for Palestine. SYBAU.

WHY IS EVERYTHING MADE OF POLYESTER

So like... when are we gonna see some consequences for anyone named in the files

Unleash the Archers

will never get tired of museums doing this

the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like

a lot, dawg

Nice opinion on trans people, did a billionaire pedophile give it to you?

Bitches love me for my ability to fit my hand in the Pringles tube