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'Notebooks out, plagiarists!' "A host of balding, bespectacled, slightly confused looking gentlemen milling about, peering vaguely at prices for exotic sounding ales that look more like Stock Exchange commodities tells me I'm in the right place" #MD ANT

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At first, I thought that they all had golf clubs!

What a Croc!! ๐Ÿ™‚

17.10.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#FallFriday

Head still full of recent visit to the city of York, and the start of the Witching Season:

"Infest my home at night
They are not alright
Ten times my age
One tenth my height

Our city hobgoblins
Our city hobgoblins..."

youtu.be/s13YC7RsimE?...

17.10.2025 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The very same ๐Ÿ‘

16.10.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to wonder if I was being too harsh in my opinions of some bands, Cast being one. Mrs S was quite fond of them and several others of their oevre...whatever the hell their oevre was. Snow Patrol: there's another.

I gave up reading the music press in '92. This, however, rings incredibly true.

16.10.2025 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Great actor.

After appearing in The Producers as Lorenzo St DuBois, he married Deirdre before running a few South American banana republics.

Good to see he's doing well for himself ๐Ÿ‘

16.10.2025 08:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stop Breathin
YouTube video by Pavement - Topic Stop Breathin

#PavementThursday

War, whatever Forest Trump says, continues...

"Got struck by the first volley
Of the war in the corps
Never held my service
Send 'em a wire
Give 'em my best
This ammunition never rests
No one serves coffee
No one wakes up..."

youtu.be/gAcIqwm6L5c?...

16.10.2025 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Would you like some extra pepper and mozzarella with that, Sir?"

14.10.2025 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to see Heartworms there in a couple of months ๐Ÿ™‚

14.10.2025 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A collage of some of my products: art prints with record players, books and brutalist architecture, a teal T-shirt with cassette tapes, 70s patterned cushion, orange patterned phone case, cassette mug, and a spiral design slipmat.

A collage of some of my products: art prints with record players, books and brutalist architecture, a teal T-shirt with cassette tapes, 70s patterned cushion, orange patterned phone case, cassette mug, and a spiral design slipmat.

Iโ€™m Gail, a one woman business, based in Manchester.
I create prints, homewares & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture.
Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk

12.10.2025 08:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 155    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

He was a bit jealous/touchy, wasn't he?! ๐Ÿ™‚

"You've cut my income by one third...", which, I know, was about Suede. But, fuck me, the mimickery being the highest form of flattery sure didn't wash with him!

09.10.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

09.10.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Perfume-V
YouTube video by Pavement - Topic Perfume-V

#PavementThursday

Malkmus at maximum mysterioso! I admit to being slightly obsessed with this song upon purchase ๐Ÿ™„

"Fun for an hour when the hour's gone
Can one trick nights feed 40 days?
In my bed at the break of dawn
She shivered like a vein slashed bright and new..."

youtu.be/GtmEkWV2S50?...

09.10.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbf, that sounds a good line-up.

I do, however, have a real aversion to reality shows. I knew one of the contestants on 'Castaways': a real piece of work who showed himself to be exactly that. A mate of his was on Blind Date. Didn't get picked! ๐Ÿ™‚

No matter what the cast, you couldn't pay me...

08.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok. I'll start:

Phillip Schofield
Nadine Dorries
Ryland Clark
A Love Island contestant
The Welsh tenor bloke from the Go. Compare adverts
Someone just about to be fired from Strictly
Someone just about to be fired from a baking prog
Timmy Mallet

Am I close? ๐Ÿค”

08.10.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good old Jon, traumatising the youth of Australia for kicks. Aussie Saturday tv was never the same again.

Can you imagine how incredibly fired whoever thought that the Blues Explosion were good kids televisual fayre was, and probably still is? The producer has only just stopped screaming...

07.10.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recently asked a girl in a local chemist's if I could have a consultation for an ear infection. She said yes: ยฃ15.

"Isn't it free for over 60's?" I asked, at which she laughed. Then her face dropped:

"Shit! You're serious, aren't you?! I thought you were joking!!"

That girl will go far! ๐Ÿ˜„

07.10.2025 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next, they'll say it should've been fuct checked...

06.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค”

Isn't that just me in a fur coat?๐Ÿค”

06.10.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘

05.10.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iconic.

Dem Small Faces blokes were quite good, too! ๐Ÿ˜‹

05.10.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Tis sad to relate
That the Skate cannot skate
At sea, he lies on the bottom
In waters chill
He lies quite still
Until a fisherman's got 'im.

Such a sad, sad fate
For the non-skating Skate!"

Gotta love Spike โค๏ธ

03.10.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love the a cappella version he sang in the 'Rockers' film.

๐Ÿค”

Man, I saw that in 1980! 45yrs ago!! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

03.10.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stop Breathin
YouTube video by Pavement - Topic Stop Breathin

#PavementThursday

Arranging death! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

"I can see the lines open shutters
And the leaves flocked on a grid
That's what they made my hero say
But nothing gets me off so completely
Then, when you put it down
Ten feet down in the ground
Call it response
Negative home..."

youtu.be/gAcIqwm6L5c?...

02.10.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Very good stuff from Sadiq Khan at the Labour Irish society event. He said there are two reasons he loves coming to Labour Conference.

โ€œOne is the reception at the Labour Party Irish Society reception.

โ€œThe second is to get away from all the Sharia Law in Londonโ€

29.09.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2228    ๐Ÿ” 432    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Several cultural references there. The iconic Fiat 500 outside E. Pellicci, one of if not the oldest breakfast cafe in London.

Great portrait ๐Ÿ‘

29.09.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Malta, Ian. Nice break ๐Ÿ‘

27.09.2025 08:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And not from Krakow!

27.09.2025 08:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, no! We're thinking of Krakow next year, too!!

Currently on our way home. Sadly ๐Ÿ˜•

27.09.2025 08:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Krakow is on our list, too.

As I type, 'Last call for flight (something or other) to Krakow...' comes over the airport tannoy! ๐Ÿ™‚

27.09.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit is holding his hand to his face . Alt: John Inman, clearly fed up with being haunted by the ghost of Larry Grayson

"Look at the muck in here!"

๐Ÿ™„

27.09.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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