Dembai

You may not have your images on, but i linked you the actual thing im describing. That's what the skibidi toilet is. A man's head, in a toilet, spinning around and singing a song. It's non-sequiteur.

They do have that one amendment. I'm sure if companies are people, some case could be made for eminent domain.

Take your halfling, get an Ent to pick it and the ball up and huck it down the field.

Bloodbowl. You're thinking of Bloodbowl. (Highly entertaining, there is also a videogame version for folks who can't find a league)

Douchecanoe is absolutely correct. This is the right word.

Goof does mean pedo to lots of folks in Canada, use with caution.

No need for the quote marks. This is so common in the church that they even have a word for people who report them: jezebels (those who would destroy the church).

No. Don't give us one second more of your "no true scotsman". This is what Christianity is. Stop pretending you can't think of a Sunday school teacher who is/was a little too handsy. The church protects them, supports them, and gives them a room full of kids to supervise. I was a victim of that. 🖕

They do it every year all on their own, call themselves the oathkeepers.

Absolutely. So many men in the churches i went to were so GROSS towards children. And no one batted an EYE!

He did this in full view of everyone coming down. He did this to children while their parents watched. To wives while their husbands watched. And when he actually assaulted someone who went to him for advice, I was forbidden to go and voice my complaints. I was 14, my sister was 10. 2/2

This right here. My sister and I used to run out the back of the church, in the snow without jackets to avoid the pastor who gave all women and little girls extra long, groping hugs. He stood outside the cloak room and you couldn't slip by. He shook the hands of the men and boys of course. 🤮 1/

Absolutely. He's such a snarky jerk, and we all know he'll roll for Trump.

Some people may think I’m being hyperbolic if not absurd when I say a vote for Pierre Poilievre is a vote for Donald Trump. Maple MAGA is a problem in Canada. Don’t be conned by the Conservatives.

Please don't. A lot of ATCs are probably going to quit over the risk that they'll be the one who can't talk to enough pilots at once and people die. It's not safe.

Holy shit. Holy shit. 4 now? We aren't getting the news anymore. Everything is so fractured.

It absolutely is that. I had insomnia, binged the whole series and probably damaged my DNA, but watching those guys-with-random-things-for-heads fight giant spiderwalker toilets is something. It is something.

My lower back just went out on me.

a cartoon of a man sitting on a toilet with a money meets freedor ticket on top of his head ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting on a toilet with a money meets freedor ticket on top of his head

...the toilet, hun. And yes, with a screaming head singing songs and spinning around the whole time.

a woman wearing a black and white striped shirt is making a funny face . ALT: a woman wearing a black and white striped shirt is making a funny face .

I mean, uh, how do you sit down? (I curse every day having looked up that series of videos and binging them to learn their secrets)

Read the whole thing. Absolute gold.

Every single line of that is GOLD. crying laughing.

Oops 😬

And disease prevention! America does a lot of this to keep it's own borders safe!

Their bibles too

Chickens are still VERY cheap. If you have any means to get some and care for them, GET SOME.

Consider the following. If someone has your SSN, DOB, tax data, current address, and banking information, do they have the ability to open a line of credit in your name? Yeah. Banks are going to turn everything off.