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@go-snort-hummus.bsky.social

nb he/any. loud sound, move fast, bright color ask me about pdh i play a lot of magic the gathering; pdh, pauper, modern, and cube are my favorite formats

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A Modern MTG Living End decklist picture. The decklist is as follows:

4 Shardless Agent
4 Generous Ent
4 Force of Negation
1 Lush Portico
4 Endurance
1 Island
3 Living End
1 Hallowed Fountain
4 Curator of Mysteries
2 Sink into Stupor
4 Ardent Plea
1 Meticulous Archive
1 Breeding Pool
1 Forest
3 Waker of Waves
1 Temple Garden
4 Misty Rainforest
1 Teferi, Time Raveler
4 Street Wraith
1 Otawara, Soaring City
4 Subtlety
3 Windcaller Aven
1 Colossal Skyturtle
1 Mistrise Village
1 Hedge Maze
1 Boseiju, Who Endures

// Sideboard
1 High Noon
2 Teferi, Time Raveler
2 Ashiok, Dream Render
2 Foundation Breaker
3 Mystical Dispute
2 Force of Vigor
3 Clarion Conqueror

A Modern MTG Living End decklist picture. The decklist is as follows: 4 Shardless Agent 4 Generous Ent 4 Force of Negation 1 Lush Portico 4 Endurance 1 Island 3 Living End 1 Hallowed Fountain 4 Curator of Mysteries 2 Sink into Stupor 4 Ardent Plea 1 Meticulous Archive 1 Breeding Pool 1 Forest 3 Waker of Waves 1 Temple Garden 4 Misty Rainforest 1 Teferi, Time Raveler 4 Street Wraith 1 Otawara, Soaring City 4 Subtlety 3 Windcaller Aven 1 Colossal Skyturtle 1 Mistrise Village 1 Hedge Maze 1 Boseiju, Who Endures // Sideboard 1 High Noon 2 Teferi, Time Raveler 2 Ashiok, Dream Render 2 Foundation Breaker 3 Mystical Dispute 2 Force of Vigor 3 Clarion Conqueror

My Living End list for Vegas; thanks to the homies for helping me playtest! Sorry about the scuffed glare on the picture lol

Maybe I'm a noob but I've really disliked Press the Enemy and really liked Teferi so I'm on 1 Teferi mainboard. Super excited to play my first RC this week!

19.11.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my opinion, the best Stephen King adaptations start with a slow paced first act, where everything is β€œnormal” but something is undefinably off. Bad adaptations skip this step because they think audiences will think it’s boring, but in fact it’s the scariest part, where the tension builds

17.11.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 544    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 5
A screenshot of a tweet from Ludwig saying:

a couple weeks ago I found out one of my oldest viewers passed away

she started following when i had 100 viewers

she was super active in chat, funny, and helped turn my goofy dream of being a streamer into a full fledged career

she was also trans, and my community was one of the few places she felt comfortable expressing that in

so today in her memory im doing a charity stream for the Trevor project

ty to anyone who tunes in or donates

rip kanabana

A screenshot of a tweet from Ludwig saying: a couple weeks ago I found out one of my oldest viewers passed away she started following when i had 100 viewers she was super active in chat, funny, and helped turn my goofy dream of being a streamer into a full fledged career she was also trans, and my community was one of the few places she felt comfortable expressing that in so today in her memory im doing a charity stream for the Trevor project ty to anyone who tunes in or donates rip kanabana

So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig

14.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 13117    πŸ” 3115    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 60

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

13.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16288    πŸ” 5623    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 108

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

12.11.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9799    πŸ” 2646    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 97

This might actually rule?

09.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Shattered Veil: A 5E Compatible Adventure A series of connected one shot adventures that take players from levels 1 through 20.

Reminder of my wife's awesome project on kickstarter.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ayl...

09.11.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly don’t get the value of this company. They hoover up energy and water. Their product constantly gets things wrong and, in extreme cases, coaches people into suicide.

And it’s all built on what seems to be malicious and vast intellectual property theft.

What does OpenAI offer the world?

09.11.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2681    πŸ” 737    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 55
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OpenAI faces 7 lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide, delusions OpenAI is facing seven lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide and harmful delusions even when they had no prior mental health issues.

Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.

08.11.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5703    πŸ” 2123    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 94

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

05.11.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 990    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

RIP Dick Cheney. He taught me it was OK to be "weird."

04.11.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4997    πŸ” 1674    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 87

and their vers

04.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Ratadrabik of Urborg
{2}{W}{B}
Legendary Creature β€” Zombie Wizard
Vigilance, ward {2}
Other Zombies you control have vigilance.
Whenever another legendary creature you control dies, create a token that’s a copy of that creature, except it’s not legendary and it’s a 2/2 black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
3/3
Illustrated by Nino Vecia

Altered with trans and lesbian flag colors

Ratadrabik of Urborg {2}{W}{B} Legendary Creature β€” Zombie Wizard Vigilance, ward {2} Other Zombies you control have vigilance. Whenever another legendary creature you control dies, create a token that’s a copy of that creature, except it’s not legendary and it’s a 2/2 black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. 3/3 Illustrated by Nino Vecia Altered with trans and lesbian flag colors

I always wanted to do one of the DMU stained glass cards! Really happy with how this came out.

For the worstie @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social

03.11.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
Halloween couple costume: guy dressed as Randy Johnson; girl dresses as the bird Randy Johnson hit with a fastball that exploded 

Clip: https://youtu.be/Ih_ovjbwQGk?si=dT60Qd_8macbFiHy

Halloween couple costume: guy dressed as Randy Johnson; girl dresses as the bird Randy Johnson hit with a fastball that exploded Clip: https://youtu.be/Ih_ovjbwQGk?si=dT60Qd_8macbFiHy

How do you even come up with this idea as a Halloween costume?

Maybe geniuses do walk among us

01.11.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
Picture of magic cards for a pauper commander deck featuring Wriath, Vicious Vigilante as the commander. Cards are:
Bonesplitter 
Basilisk Gate
Vanishing
All That Glitters
Ethereal Armor
Heliod’s Pilgrim
Gush

Picture of magic cards for a pauper commander deck featuring Wriath, Vicious Vigilante as the commander. Cards are: Bonesplitter Basilisk Gate Vanishing All That Glitters Ethereal Armor Heliod’s Pilgrim Gush

Pauper commander😎

31.10.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look maybe this is the pile of laundry speaking but I’m starting to think wearing clothes might be overrated

29.10.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 511    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of a Lich for Pointy Hat's new book "Lich Codex". The image shows a decorated room with tiles and blue arch and the lich standing in front of the arch. They wear a decorated robe and a large golden crown. They have a vulture resting on their arm. Next to them is a devoted follower offering them a skeleton horse as a gift. Below them there are other followers looking at the lich with admiration.

Illustration of a Lich for Pointy Hat's new book "Lich Codex". The image shows a decorated room with tiles and blue arch and the lich standing in front of the arch. They wear a decorated robe and a large golden crown. They have a vulture resting on their arm. Next to them is a devoted follower offering them a skeleton horse as a gift. Below them there are other followers looking at the lich with admiration.

Excited to share this illustration I drew for @antodemico.bsky.social new book "Lich Codex". This is probably one of my favorite illustrations I've ever created. You can pre-order the book through this link: pointyhat.myshopify.com

28.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 316    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

28.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14263    πŸ” 4417    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 250
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why play magic when you can instead doodle tokens while friends practice

24.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Vintage Cube draft list:
3 Swamp
1 Forest
Nurturing Peatland
Underground Mortuary
Overgrown Tomb
Verdant Catacombs
Windswept Heath
Polluted Delta
Gematone Caverns
Indatha Triome
Strip Mine
Wasteland
Crystal Vein
Mana Crypt
Mox Pearl
Gleemox
Mind Twist
Hexdrinker
Duress
Dark Ritual
Vampiric Tutor
Cut Down
Inquisition of Kozilek
Delited Halfling
Damn
Wishclaw Talisman
Malevolent Rumble
Pillage the Bog
Tarmogoyf
Tear Asunder
Channel
Liliana of the Veil
Ursine Monstrosity
Barrowgoyf
Grief
Snuff Out
Questing Beast
Emrakul, the Aeons Torn

A Vintage Cube draft list: 3 Swamp 1 Forest Nurturing Peatland Underground Mortuary Overgrown Tomb Verdant Catacombs Windswept Heath Polluted Delta Gematone Caverns Indatha Triome Strip Mine Wasteland Crystal Vein Mana Crypt Mox Pearl Gleemox Mind Twist Hexdrinker Duress Dark Ritual Vampiric Tutor Cut Down Inquisition of Kozilek Delited Halfling Damn Wishclaw Talisman Malevolent Rumble Pillage the Bog Tarmogoyf Tear Asunder Channel Liliana of the Veil Ursine Monstrosity Barrowgoyf Grief Snuff Out Questing Beast Emrakul, the Aeons Torn

Went 3-1 with BG (Mind Twist/Channel Emrakul/Goyfs) playing @partypat95.bsky.social 's No Holds Barred Vintage Cube! Fun to play archetypes I usually avoid, gotta mix it up :)
0-2 UW Tokens control
2-0 Jeskai Twin/Sneak n Show
2-0 UB Reanimator/Consultation
2-0 RW Initiative/Phelia/Gut

24.10.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i would never program my computer bc im not interested in exercising that kind of coercive power over one of my friends

24.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay new best comment ever im in love πŸ’–πŸ’•

21.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 249    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 9
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Oh shit the Nostalgia Critic!

19.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes

19.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5651    πŸ” 1973    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11

I'm Truman Showing my dog with old footage to make him believe 9/11 happens every day for exactly this reason

17.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

reminded of when they showed the very first PIXAR short to tech guys and they all asked β€œwhat program did you use to make it funny” and they had to very gently explain that it was the people that made it funny, not the code

17.10.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 366    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Girls go to Saturn, their ass to enfattern

16.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 470    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1
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Have you or a loved one been wanting to blink on it? Do you enjoy playing THE midrange deck of modern?

Well I have just completed writing a full sideboard guide for UW Blink which I will be playing for RC Houston.

It's $10 USD venmo/12 TIX MTGO to learn about this value pile.

16.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.

To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

15.10.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 20336    πŸ” 7889    πŸ’¬ 285    πŸ“Œ 333

@go-snort-hummus is following 17 prominent accounts