Mark Philip

A vey nice present to celebrate another year older

It’s a line from the great Billy Connolly

Don’t vote at all , it just encourages them

Steven pressley has outlasted both the Celtic and rangers managers this season …. Scottish football is mental please never change

Red sky at night ❤️

Had a good few apprentices I would swear could be serial killers

Look at them as good choices just at poor moments …

Switched my emergency alert off this morning , I don’t want to know about emergencies unless it’s about the country running out of sausage rolls !

Wouldn’t matter to my dog , the bugger doesn’t go fetch them anyways

That’s my nightshift listening sorted then ..

5 is my best though normally it’s 3

Beginning to think englandshire does not have 5G , 3 days doon here so far not once on 5G. This 4 G is so last century 😜

Living in Scotland I have to ask what’s a heatwave ?

Just got through the first 2 episodes on nightshift . Must thank you for the recommendation it is very good

A scruffy presumably homeless guy in the street offered me vodka today , I said I hadn’t had alcoholic drink for 4 years . He said aye but this is good stuff I made it myself … was so tempted but made me excuses and ran like fuck away !!!

I can’t get Alexa to understand me with my accent so I don’t think voice notes in a fife accent would work well …

I read many posts mainly from England that it’s hot .
Move to Scotland it’s blowy and the rain is pissing doon . Have had to put on a hoody !!

Forecast rain up here 😎

Good luck

Meanwhile in Scotland I have the heating on low but on nonetheless

Says the man who negotiated the biggest act of self-harm in our history, then killed thousands during Covid by being a dithering fool, then threw away his massive majority because he couldn't follow his own rules. Sit down and shut up you useless tit.

He spent some time to get himself comfortable….

Correct.

Get my dog a toy
He rips it to pieces
He finds smallest piece to play tug with …
Every time ….

Finished watching a movie and switched on stv , Britain got talent and the talentless tube KSI was “singing “ .. truly awful

Tempted to tell you now …😂😜

Binged watched the whole thing in 2 nights . Really good

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A hole in one !!! To be honest I hit the shot short got a lucky bounce and the green did most of the work for me !