break-time barbie 💕

music, as a concept, is a meaningless abstraction from more vital foundations like "rocking out", "opening up that pit", and "putting a donk on it"

i probably have the most godly pedalboard in this worship band

The world needs to give me something good and sweet

Trying to recreate the Twitter experience with Discord and Blue Sky the way an inmate would make toilet wine in county lockup

The immediate followback from Nigeria after apologizing for white women lmao

Never talk to me or my large son again

Babe it's fine why else would they make them this size

(gently places another snail onto a Tech Deck and throws it off the roof)

nice sick air on that one

Both the past and the future are actually none of my business

Sleep should be the least stressful thing you ever do 😭

This is just the consequence of forgetting things generally, I can't really take credit for it

Recently I tried to have a professional beef with a very cringe area musician who was really rude to me. I just couldn't do it! I forgave her before I even remembered what her name was

I'm jealous tbh! I can only dream of the kind of motivation that fuels, like, a generational feud

To be real, I do get it. We all do shitty things all the time, we never mean to cause damages. We're all just little bundles of sensitive nerves playing bumper cars with each others trauma

My best trait is that I immediately forgive ppl, I just think "oh, that's shitty, but I get it," and then I'm over it

Solidarity across the great plains ✊️😥

Oh hell! What are the odds of you being able to see a doct94?

Bryce, buddy, we're just trying to figure out what happened here, this is your chance to tell YOUR story

It's wild that we sleep on global industrial waste in favor of yelling at a guy who drives a slightly larger car to work

What did the dj play that pissed you off so much you had to do a bioterrorism?

It's breaking my brain, this state could gain jobs, create new business & reclaim tax dollars being spent over state lines. It's insane that the tavern league has so much power

Do they all call their workers Budtenders? Or is that a peculiarity?

Wisconsin???

It's reducing your carbon emissions

A friendly reminder this Labor Day that unions didn’t win weekends and the minimum wage and laws against child labor and sick leave by being nice, polite, or respectful. They won by fighting. They won by striking and struggling and being radicals. And we have to do the same.

Living in a prohibition state and visiting a dispensary is wild, I imagine this is how Charlie felt in the chocolate factory

God that website is unusable

NO

You just can't live your life like that, expecting a petard-hoist. Gotta let go and let god

It was implied!!!

Ugh, women will literally go on the internet and lie about being able to attain orgasm