Librariana 🍉

If JD Vance becomes the first Millennial US President I swear to God.

For a generation marked by too many once in a lifetime events, this would be the worst one.

I'm going to remind him of this now that the Knicks are playing against the Celtics.

I still think Josh Weil is a better option than Randy Fine and would still encourage people to vote for him in the special election. HOWEVER, why does "progressive" democrat have ads calling Fine anti-American and using the flag of China as background imagery? Who exactly is this ad for?

Friends I regret to inform you that I'm still on my bullshit

Arsenal 5 v Manchester City 1 Full Time end score

Be humble 😉

HELLO THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

I love my husband's family but I also think it's very funny to see the Chiefs beat the Bills every year.

Screenshot of a text conversation about Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov Person 1: "I think Nabokov knows Humphrey is a pedophile but is doing the catch a predator thing so we're all on alert about who thinks the book is romantic" Person 2: "So it's basically Rorschach" Person 1: "that's how *I* read it. I know the prose is very like flowery about it and I think it's supposed to cause us disgust and if it doesn't we're supposed to call the police"

I do my best literary criticism while I'm drunk. A friend just finished Lolita for the first time and here were my responses. Truly some of my best work.

I have said it once but I have said it again: Neil Gaiman and Joss Whedon can go straight to hell. And as former fans of both? I stand 10 toes deep on that.

Hey, so maybe Netflix should cancel Sandman Season 2. Just throwing it out there.

Hello someone watching the Spanish Super Cup, I fell asleep at the beginning of the game was that Al Pacino sitting on a throne??

Latin Americans finally fulfilling Simon Bolívar's dream and uniting against a common enemy: the Emilia Pérez movie.

I'm reading One Hundred Years of Solitude for the fifth time (accurate number) and it's truly the best book ever written. The first scene with the yellow flowers is so fucking moving.

Me at Thanksgiving sober: *avoiding all political conversations with my conservative in-laws*

Me at Thanksgiving after a few drinks: if you ask me the problem was Castro didn't go far enough

Hello someone please answer this very important question. Why isn't Bride by Ali Hazelwood romantasy? It's romance, yes, but has fantasy elements. So... What's missing?

Max CNN Latino voter coverage they're calling CÑÑ Elecciones 2024: Voto Latino.

CNN being super embarrassing. Just wtf? It's giving ÑFL. Oof

LA might have won the game but the real winner of tonight is petty ass ME. Maybe hubby will think twice before messing with me.

We made up but I stand by this because I'm petty AF

I'm mad at my husband, who's a New Yorker, so I hope the Dodgers win tonight.

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I hate to admit it but the Charlotte kits are GOOD

I feel like if we as an internet collective cyberbully Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi, we could get them to drop out of the horrible no good Wuthering Heights adaptation. Come on lads, for the culture.

Happy Intermezzo Release Day to all who celebrate! (me)

Tweet that reads "Dating a woman who can't control her mouth when she's angry is the same as dating a man who cannot control his hands while angry."

I really hope being a pathetic online pick me is worth the fake validation.

Being an Arsenal fan is just living to suffer

Raya man of the match!!

a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show ALT: a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show

You know how embarrassing you must be as a person for *RFK Jr* (he of the brainworm, bear carcass, jeans while working out wearer) to be like?