Alex

we lost a queen 👑

All day yesterday I was looking forward to a lowkey day at home watching sports. And then I realized the Brewers don't play, the Packers don't play, and I can't even hate watch the Bears to troll some friends 😂 Thank goodness the WNBA has game 2 to watch!

Let's go Mercury!

I will always be loyal to #CTSun. But our season is over. And three of my favorite ex-Sun players are on MN.

So let's go Lynx!

Especially Court, T, and Nai! And ISU grad Carleton!

#WNBA #WNBAPlayoffs

This is a great thread for those who aren’t Terminally Online like the rest of us

are we sure it’s not just large raccoon check again

All credit to the players for executing on the field, but that's also three straight #WEUROS Championships for Wiegman right?

ENGLAND! ENGLAND! Couldn't be happier right now! Absolute wall Hannah Hampton brings it home for the Lionesses!

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One to win it...

Still true a half hour later...

Sorry, I guess I should say, those who feel the need to constantly post that they aren't surprised. I too saw the writing on the wall. I shouted my head off to anyone who would listen in my real life.

I just know it's never been helpful to go online and be weirdly smug or even bragging about it.

My living room and kitchen are never cleaner than when a game stresses me out like this! #ENGvSPA #WEUROS

Fantastic sell job by the Spanish player.

Maybe there ought to be a new BAFTAs category for acting on the field versus an England squad 😂

I want to ask people who "aren't surprised" what their response plan is then. Oh you saw this coming? So you've had time to plan a reaction. What's the next step then?

We don't need more "know it all"s and "I told you so"s, we need people ready to make change on both small and large scale.

People who find ground black pepper too spicy lose the right to have their food opinions respected 😂

How this tournament feels:

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Ok England. You've been here before this tournament. You've still got this ladies...

AAAHHHHHHHH I can't take extra time

#ENGvSPA #WomensEuros

Worst ASMR ever

He's not in charge of any of this. We all know that right?

Like the GOP says they don't want to vote against Trump, but this isn't his bill. He has no clue what's in it.

What and who are they actually afraid of?

I want to know what it actually smells like. Just so I know who to instantly avoid in my red state.

Can you imagine being so out of touch that you vote to defund your own hometown hospital?

That's exactly what Joni Ernst is doing today.

Same for me. I still bring one for flights and if I'm in a doctors office. But for daily life I just treat it like the flu now.

Also, still never had Covid.

The Rooster’s Closing Canal - American Academy of Audiology Birds, with the exception of the Barn Owl, do not hear well at high frequencies. Chicken (hen or rooster), for example, have very sensitive hearing in the low frequencies but…

Roosters don't crow themselves deaf because when their jaw opens that wide, it closes their ear canals.

www.audiology.org/the-roosters....

Just a reminder going forward...

(cartoon from 2003)

Welp.

A vitally important story, memorialized in Norman Rockwell's "Murder in Mississippi."

This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.