Morgan Leshniowsky

Yeah that was my first question too, because that’s such an invasive thing

Yup they are down in the US as well

feels cruel for Bluesky to have a Popular With Friends tab, if any of us were popular with friends we wouldn't be on Bluesky

And the way that the cameras were on him for every second when he clearly just wanted to cry

Checking my watch, it is indeed sleep time for Jack!

Me reading this and forgetting that the town near me in fact was named after something and this Carlisle didn’t beat anything

Does Strictly allow backflips? Because this dude just did a backflip with knives on his feet

No literally it’s the most soothing thing ever

My dad, blood, a pencil, a moose, and the colour blue

So you are definitely not okay, got it!!

Is mark a sheep?

You have a trash chute? I only have a bin. It’s boring.

I think you can only saunter menacingly, Jackosaurus

Do the countries of china and Russia have physical pockets?

Why is this breaking news is the real question

I use down detector to see if my yoga pose is correct

Does it work if someone makes sure to tell everyone that you were doing it ironically?

Jackary what percent of solo tasks did Rhod Gilbert win?

JACK go finish your script

I haven’t been taken yet, is this a mistake?

So you’re saying I should marry the “low tyre pressure” light on my Honda?

It’s one of those laws that only includes men too, right?

the art they’ve chosen here makes it look like the most incredible booking for the next series of taskmaster

Jack you are not that old

In Memory My first memory is from when I was 4. I was in kindergarten, and for some reason, I had been told not to talk during morning announcements…

I think I should probably read 1984. It seems a little too on the nose right now, but...

One singular fuck

only 2!

only 2 fucks!

David was an Olympic weightlifter, so he's DEFINITELY one!

he's below Acaster!