JPhilly

You are seen.

I don't know how Steven Wilson Jr managed to steal pages out of my journal and turn them into the best music I've ever listened to, but I ain't mad at it.

Worth knowing

Why can't banks just act like the doorman of a club?

They know what my capacity is and when it hits zero why can't they just start politely telling vendors I don't have it?

The obvious answer is overdraft fees are flat in the amount accounts get overdrawn is usually double digits.

There will always be people looking for the way to 10x an investment.

Missing Names Despite how I feel about gazillion dollar corporations Barnes & Noble still my favorite retailer.

Should have called this 'Calm in the time of Amazon Next-Day delivery'

Say it again. Maybe they'll listen this time.

Adding: This is an endorsement. Check it out.

THAC0 was garbage

Am I the only one that remembers Thieves World? I can't be..

Three more reasons to abandon meta

We can hope

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

The internet makes you feel like you're always late.

To trends. To skills. To opportunities.

You're a wizard, dude. You arrive precisely when you mean to.

This whole administration is a fucking clown show

We'll always lose to the bear, man

Shocking.

These people are not to be taken seriously

Something only an idiot would do

Right when you think you couldn't hate a family more...

I hereby encourage never letting this man know a moment's peace

Can confirm

Appreciate this. I'd love to check it out

Nanowrimo is coming up again

What are we doing instead and where do we go to get started?

#writing #litfic

There are only 2 rules:

1) Don't be a dick
2) Take care of people

If you have qualifying questions for who meets the criteria for rule #2, see rule #1.

Shitty communicators will believe everything is an argument and those who lack accountability will believe everything to be an attack.

The solution for the kidnappings is putting holes in the kidnappers.

Whiskey tastes like the grandfather I can't hug.
Tequila tastes like a land I've never seen.
Rum tastes like an adventure I haven't planned.

And none of these things are responsible for more words than sadness is.

Did we ever stop blocking celebrities on social media?

I feel like that was the move

Product placement invades even my nostalgia anymore