Worlds Sleepiest Wolf

MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THE UNDERTALER

Everytime i see new ads for the upcoming avatar movie, im thibking about this

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

A screenshot from the Defunctland video "Disney's Living Characters: A Broken Promise" of a creepy robot staring past the viewer with on screen text saying "Realistic and Interactive Robot Gaze". Kevin, the narrator, just seconds earlier, said this out loud, before clarifying that he means "gaze" with a "Z", as shown by the captions.

Kevin is locked the fuck in on his audience because we fucking said "Gays?" out loud before this clarification had us fucking screaming

#Defunctland

Green bean casserole over stuffing???? Divorcing you IMMEDIATELY

MERRY WOLFENOOT EVERYPUPPY

Leaving the Brazilian steakhouse on my birthday like

i'm quoting this interview a lot but it's full of incredible moments

the lesson you have to draw from this is:

you HAVE to be unapologetic about what you do. "fuck the rest of the world, we love furries and we're gonna show them that they love them too" is an inspiring attitude

Just tell her that a pack can be a wolf, a fox, and an naked ariral or something

One of the most videos of all time

Finally got around to beating Nier Automata

Fuck

Sat on the wrong side of the plane

So enthralled by the movie that my funny jokes weren’t even acknowledged

A still from wolfwalkers, with the text “COME CLOSER. I AM A FUN, INNOCENT ANIMATED FILM”. Behind that text is a very transparent “I WILL MAKE IRREVERSIBLE CHANGES TO YOUR IDENTITY”

Posting this here for the soon to be no longer people

I’m wife???

#いい推しの日

The Slugfest games are genuinely the best thing to come out of baseball. Every other MLB game was too scared to ask the question “What if Subzero from Mortal Kombat caught on fire and beat the Horse that’s been throwing nothing but reality defying pitches to death live on TV”

Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

Genuinely going to drop Fortnite cold turkey and finally fully switch to Linux if this happens. I refuse to reward anyone for giving that bitch money

Wouldn’t expect any less of a cop than to immediately shoot

Here’s who’s left in the bullpens

Holy shit BIG PUPPY!!!!