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Can’t start a union but I sure can drill the union mindset into every employee here

Gotta convince my new coworkers that skipping their paid breaks because “there’s too much to do” is the company’s problem, not theirs. You are contractually entitled to those breaks. Take them. I’m like the only one taking mine.

If companies start to see a noticeable decline and can SPECIFICALLY tie it to customers going “Oh I got tired of being asked to sign up for a credit card every time,” THEN the employees might be able to lay off. But corporate will only accept that excuse if it’s coming from the people spending money

Hey if you’re tired of stores hounding you to sign up for a credit card every time you shop, LEAVE IT IN A REVIEW. That’s the only way to get corporate to listen. Employees hound you because they’ll lose their jobs if they don’t.

Sam, this is Bean Tasteman. We need you to take these Nespresso pods to the incinerator north of Brew Pot City. Because they are terrible

Screenshot of tumblr notification reading “Congratulations, your blog turned 11 years old!” Blog name was redacted.

Man wtf

going nonverbal at the party and just doing this in the corner until I can leave

When did going to the grocery store alone start feeling like venturing into the wasteland for supplies

Cafe near me makes a mean ham sandwich but it’s called the “hot piglet” so ordering it always feels like a humiliation ritual

drawing of a cat sailing on a small leafy boat down a stream, admiring the view of various florals and greenery in the forest

voyage 🐟 #art

History vindicates Hideo Kojima yet again

there is a strain of guy who is frantically screaming "NOTHING IS HAPPENING" because they have spent their lives committed to the idea that nothing matters and they need it to be true

MY PANTS ARE CAUGHT IN A LAWNMOWER AND I AM BEING DRAGGED DOWN THE PROMENADE

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth

You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

How does putting AI (the thing that purports you can do stuff without knowing how) into a curriculum (aka learning how) make sense? Why would someone take a class on how to press the AI button? I could shoot myself in the head with a shotgun 50 times and still not be this stupid.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Captain Kirk standing planetside with some redshirts. He looks confident and is speaking into his communicator. "Come and mop up, boys! We're done here!" he says

The bridge crew, consisting of Spock, Mccoy, Uhura and Scotty look at the communication panel in a mix of horror and confusion, like they can not believe what they just heard.

They all lean in closer to the panel to hear better. Spock says "Pardon?? Sir?"

Panel 1: Close up of the communications panel with Kirk's speech bubble saying "Oh, just another illogical human expression Mr. Spock! Kirk out." Speech bubble includes a chibi of Kirk smiling. Panel 2: Back to the bridge crew, with Spock looking between Mccoy and Uhura in disbelief. Mccoy looks furious/embarrassed and is exclaiming "LIKE HELL IT IS!!!". Uhura is also embarrassed and is waving her hands in a "I have nothing to do with this"- motion. Scotty is slowly turning into stone.

remember to announciate when calling the bridge 🫢
#art #startrek

unhappy cat considering a selection of cleaning items (paper towels, vacuum cleaner, sponge, bleach spray) captioned WHY IS IT SO SISYPHEAN

well??

STAR TREK premiered on this day in 1966

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio had a budget of $35 million and every single character was moved one frame at a time by a human being. What the fuck are we even doing!!!!!!!

SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical

ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk

KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity

ME: hey yeah fuck you spock

RFK Jr: It's gonna be the biggest infusion of federal dollar into rural healthcare in American history

BERNIE SANDERS: Yeah. You know why? Because you're cutting $150b for rural hospitals, you're putting $50b back. That's not an infusion. That's a loss of $100b.

Trump confirms U.S. strike on alleged Venezuelan drug boat President Trump says the U.S. military has struck a drug-laden vessel in the southern Caribbean after it left Venezuela. The strike comes a week after Washington deployed warships to the region.

If the U.S. military isn't going to release details on the justification for killing 11 civilians in a civilian boat who weren't posing a threat to anyone, then we have to conclude the "justification" is: the U.S. military is willing to kill civilians to give Trump social media content.

Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️

Spotify screenshot of the track “Michael Kills Again” from the 2018 film “Halloween”

‘Tis the season folks

cousins

Watching my bearded dragon shed and like I know she’s mad about it now but I bet it feels wicked good when it’s over. Why can’t humans do that