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Classic NYC moment just now. I was on my knees thanking God that Eric Adams is Mayor and made eye contact with a guy in a building across the street, who was also on his knees thanking God Eric Adams is Mayor

Pumpkin hoop

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

ME, at midnight on ao3: i could read 100k in 20 minutes

Me trying to find old Twitter mutuals on every new social media

the high i get from sending in tattoo requests…

5 planes and a crow.

I took this shot years ago of local stunt pilots who practice here occasionally. The crow was as on his way over to my deck for peanuts and photobombed the shot. 😂 🌿🪶

this has nothing to do with nonstop work stress and a need for stability, thanks for asking

screen caps of david tennant in stage. in the first one he’s hoping up a finger saying gimme one sec and in the second he’s facing away from the camera in the corner of the room and the caption is “screams”

started my 3rd rewatch of good omens this month last night

Just phenomenal how quickly the streaming service suits went from “go live under a bridge writers, AI can do your jobs!” to “sooooo we tried to write a script with ChatGPT ourselves and, um, yes we swear we won’t do it again please give us the humans back”

So glad to have this here finally! This should be called the “In honor of @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com switch” (and I say this as someone who enjoys Neil’s presence here greatly).

the XL bully rally attendees in the UK are so far ahead in the signage game it's not funny

Crossing the picket line like a week before the strike ended was a rare misstep for Bill Maher

this is otherworldly generosity made possible by a career of earning HEALTHY RESIDUALS

Perfect encapsulation of what makes reactionary centrists so dangerous: They genuinely believe it's possible to spend their entire careers amplifying right-wing messages without taking any responsibility for right-wing legislation.

sticker of a cartoon justin mcelroy saying “it’s trash” stuck on top of my trash can.

sorry for the confusion.

texts to molly: god you’re about to watch doomsday. ur dead

self-satisfied spongebob smiling with his eyes closed and hands clasped

me watching molly watch doctor who:

i switched the bluesky app for the twitter app on my homescreen to try to use it more and honestly it’s working

neil gaiman i love you but i ain’t reading all that

they have to add a way to mute people’s replies/reposts on the tl for sheer usability’s sake

RIP magic wand rechargeable 2020-2023 🫡 i immediately ordered a replacement.

George R.R. Martin Sues OpenAI For Copyright Infringement After Chatbot Mentions Incest NEW YORK—Alleging “massive systemic theft” of his original work, bestselling fantasy author George R.R. Martin filed a federal lawsuit against OpenAI this week after its artificial-intelligence ...

"I’m proud of the fact that when people think of incest, the first person who comes to mind is George R.R. Martin."

A notable cultural shift over the last 40 years is that DJs used to have names like DJ Funky Paul and now DJs all have names like DJ Adult Circumcision

a buncha small, weird pumpkins sitting on my outdoor railing

pumpkin szn

Archrival Not Successful Either CHICAGO—Locked in what couldn’t exactly be called a power struggle, local man Joe Horochowski confirmed Tuesday that his archrival Kyle Wall was not successful either. “I always dreaded things w...

"I always dreaded things working out for him more than me, but, honestly, it’s hard to tell who’s doing worse."

group pic on the boat

everybody wearing their “i never have an excuse to wear this” outfits

everybody hanging on the dock including both of my dogs

jess with a cute bow and veil in her hair trying to help me start the boat

driving back from jess’ bach weekend 😢

this was a literal garbage fire btw lol. luckily they contained it without and serious problems.

really good subject line. gonna start using this

A Times headline reporting on new restrictions by the International Chess Federation: "Chess bans trans women over fears of unfair advantage"

Okay, so now feminism is apparently when you proudly proclaim that men have a biological advantage in logic-based games

I just can't with these people any more, I swear to God

big fire east of 183 in austin. we’re at 40 consecutive days of 100+ temps (previous record was 27) and no rain.