his rugged... Artifact

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Give this man pets and call him a good boy!!!

#Pathologic
#морутопия

costume retirement update: chokers absolutely are a good look for me and I will still not be examining this further at this time

this is absolutely him figuring out whatever yuri's deal is

sometimes I think about my cis gay friend who was trying his Best to wrap his head around me being a man when I first came out. he would just say shit out loud trying to train himself or something. anyway one such time he pointed to me and yelled YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A VAGINA IS. and I was like ok

dimitri sitting to one side of felix byleth to the other and they're both resting a hand on one of his thighs under the table

GIRL: - kiss her waist - kiss her body - kiss her eyes - bite her - look at her eyes again - bite her face gently - then slowly leave it'll crazy, I promise

BEFORE YOU A GIRL: - grab her waist - pull her closer to your body - look at her - look at yourself - look back at her - grab an elf - then slowly lean in and kiss her * it'll drive her crazy, I promise * (note: "her" refers to the elf you just grabbed)

BEFORE YOU KILL A GIRL: - grab her eyes - pull her eyes out - look into her eyes - look at her lips while your biting her eyes - look back at her eyes again - then slowly lean in and kill her - pull her body closer to hell I'll drive her crazy, I promise

BEFORE YOU KISS YOURSELF: - grab your waist - pull closer to your body - look into your eyes - look at your lips while your biting yours - look back at your eyes again - grab your face gently - then slowly lean in and kiss your crazy ass

unearthed from my ancient homegrown meme folder: treatises on kissing, I guess

YOU slammed your PENis in the car DOOR

I thlammed my penith in the car door

A screenshot of a tweet by Hozier. The original tweet reads “Be quiet, silica gel, can’t you see I’m starving.” The tweet has been edited so it reads “Be quiet, ghosts of my dead loved ones, can’t you see I’m starving.”

Dimitri when he’s in between someone’s thighs

chokers are maybe a good look for me but I will not be examining this further at this time

(today in out of context deep cuts that probably no one remembers at all,)

Every Time We Touch I Get This Injury And Every Time We Fuck I Swear I Am God. Can't You See My Heart Will Not Falter

(bonking the side of my brain repeatedly) stop going to hell!!! stop going to hell!!!!!!!!!!! STOP going to HELL

choreographer will say things like "ok now act sexy" and I'm like "got it" and this is what we call crossing the border between Acting and Lying

dimihildaleth with my trans mbyleth... problematic tit size gap relationship

GIRL: - kiss her waist - kiss her body - kiss her eyes - bite her - look at her eyes again - bite her face gently - then slowly leave it'll crazy, I promise

BEFORE YOU A GIRL: - grab her waist - pull her closer to your body - look at her - look at yourself - look back at her - grab an elf - then slowly lean in and kiss her * it'll drive her crazy, I promise * (note: "her" refers to the elf you just grabbed)

BEFORE YOU KILL A GIRL: - grab her eyes - pull her eyes out - look into her eyes - look at her lips while your biting her eyes - look back at her eyes again - then slowly lean in and kill her - pull her body closer to hell I'll drive her crazy, I promise

BEFORE YOU KISS YOURSELF: - grab your waist - pull closer to your body - look into your eyes - look at your lips while your biting yours - look back at your eyes again - grab your face gently - then slowly lean in and kiss your crazy ass

unearthed from my ancient homegrown meme folder: treatises on kissing, I guess

god I love bisexuality

hildaleth or whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

blood

gentle hands or whatever

HOW could I forget the postcanon fic concept I had where claude tries to do diplomacy with dimitri and co. and one of his attempts at re-establishing rapport is asking to join the royal faerghan cuddle pile. dedue hard stares until he takes it back. (he may have other chances.)

dimitri blissfully relaxing at the bottom of a dense stack of Everybody, one hand sticking out to lightly brush byleth's shoulder

guy who is horribly touch starved and guy who is picky about who is allowed to touch him but trusts their friends enough to let them. if byleth doesn't really want to be touched he just throws dimitri in the middle

my dimileth take of the day is that their cuddle pile could include basically any and all of their friends, probably. maybe platonically maybe not. whatever. join them

insane fic ideas above my Everything level

dimifelileth..........................................................................

"buy me a cock and suck it" among the most insane transgender phrases to cross my mind thus far

dimifelileth..........................................................................

crop top that says I HAVE NO TITS and booty shorts that say I HAVE NO ASS on the back and I HAVE NO DICK on the front and shoes that say I HAVE NO FEET and sunglasses that say I HAVE NO EYES and a mask that says I HAVE NO FACE and a hat that says I HAVE NO BRAIN

autism? some other situation? incurable memebrain? who's to say. to be fair this was when I was working nights and going through The Horrors so jizz on the wall wednesday was a nicer thing for my brain to latch onto compared to the other available options