his rugged... Artifact

sounds like a duel

a spam account liking my zero note late night self loathing post is comical I have to use that idea for something

I actually hate myself so much it's unreal lol lmao don't worry about it

dimitri who has been vividly fantasizing about byleth killing him for years absolutely demolished when byleth just wants to like. be close to him, quietly

if the world were just I would have sharp teeth :/

how many times will I make this exact post here.

teeth

lrp me drawing burakhovsky where danko's shirt is open and he's got a little bit of subtle cleavage showing who said that

trans man characters being able to not wear a binder around their partners is so intimate and special and romantic

yeah I'm not about to entertain dating anyone if they expected a ~normal~ romantic relationship or whatever. I don't have that kind of energy

oh I'm like 1% serious, there are less than a handful of people on earth who I'd even vaguely consider doing more than flirting with as a joke. but I don't do even that as much as I could lmao

(am I aroace. SORT OF. KINDA YEAH. don't WORRY about it)

from time to time I think I could be a bit of a slut if not for several complicating factors not least of which are fear and being of niche appeal at best and having no evidence to support this theory

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the world at large doesn't need or want to know the specific link my new choker is fastened on I promise

normal enough not to make a series of weird out of character posts on here abnormal enough to post that I am thinking abiut posting them but deciding against it

look it's important to be efficient here.

“You don’t need to,” said Byleth, still managing to sound confused. “Mine is big enough.” Felix blinked. He opened his mouth to argue, but every argument fell apart before he could make it. It didn’t make sense to waste time and effort pitching two tents and losing two erections when one would be enough.

search result page: What is the opposite of "pitching a tent"? - WordHippo An antonym for pitching a tent is losing one's erection. Find more opposite words-

so I was actually literally talking about camping, but thanks

whoever gave me the potion of being run over by a truck and living that did actually help so thanks

unrelatedly does anyone have a potion that lets you survive being run over by a truck 47 times I think if I did that I'd feel a lot better

the best thing about never acknowledging or expressing that you have emotions at all let alone what they are is that It doesn't matter <3 it makes them not Exist it works <3 haha

horror of my own being

gets bitten in half by the

I've had half an idea in my head about dimitri accidentally hurting byleth during sex and it being A Whole Thing for like. years. but I haven't quite made it solidify into anything so far

"winner of the smallest dick at the county fair" and other phrases beamed into my mind from sources unknown

if I were 1% braver as an artist,

teeath

no one hears my words no one appreciates my thoughts. nor should they

help me