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"Oh no, am I contributing to the downfall of society?"
- me, watching a reel about a shrimp rearranging rocks

I don't understand why

How do I get whatever Master Chief and the Arbiter had

Aloy and Sekuli sitting on platforms over the landscape of the cut

*makes an edit that one one will notice* ah, perfect, it’s fixed now

#hzd

Baby do you like this bee
Made it so you'd sleep with bee
It's like 199 bee bees
When you're doing it with bee, doing it with bee

She's spitting facts

the fact most reports are leaving out that he was killed protecting his husband during a homophobic hate crime where his dead dog's skull was placed in their mailbox as a threat is leaving some important details out i think

NORMAL-👏-IZE-👏-DUEL-👏DISKS-👏

"Mokuba, make sure Wheeler misgenders people"

Wait, Jane wasn't a Gatsby reference?

There are 2 types of Steven Universe episodes:

1) Steven gets a message from The Destroyer of Worlds -> ... -> the pizza maker reconnects with their grandma -> Steven cries

2) Steven finds a cool comb -> ... -> Steven debates the value of human life with the God of the Sea -> they both cry

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

screenshot of what appears to be a tweet from jd vance saying "and another thing: i didn't kill the pope. please dont put in the newspaper that i killed the pope."

I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested

YouTube video by Super Eyepatch Wolf The Strange World of Unsettling Paintings- Walter Molino

I did a short

youtube.com/shorts/YN8VT...

Upcoming trends to look forward to:

-Ice bucket Challenge
-Grimace shake
-Time to trap Grandma
-I just stole this dog
-Crypto rug pull “social experiment”
-Apology coin
-Kony 2020
-stabbing prank
-Deadpool at Funeral
-Pretend to be a surgeon

Herman Li always looks like he just got asked up on stage by his favorite band

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

Happy Expired Ham Day to those who celebrate

I own an Illumina for home surveillance, since that's what John Snow intended

Beaver Overthinking Dam

Beaver Overthinking Dam

PSA: If you're a government employee with a story to share, I want to hear about it. Anonymity will be granted.

I can be contacted securely on Signal at marisakabas.04 or via email at MKwrites4000@proton.me

Very proud today of the bot that I made
bsky.app/profile/giro...

I love how much this description doesn't properly describe the game at all

"Mommy, where did all of your barely-started projects go?"
"They went to a farm, honey, full of farmers with lots of free time who can do all of them!"

"Women want me. Fish fear me. NBs respect me. TGs tolerate me. GFs think I'm funny. Hijras like my cooking blog posts. Catboys follow me around. Catgirls ignore me. Sharks like my eyes."

Man, the world has made a lot more sense since I heard this from @innuendostudios.bsky.social's video:

"So much of [you know who] rhetoric is about maintaining ignorance of one's own beliefs"

Relatable