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@spreeeeeeeeeeee.bsky.social

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40 Followers  |  65 Following  |  19 Posts  |  Joined: 14.07.2023  |  1.8355

Latest posts by spreeeeeeeeeeee.bsky.social on Bluesky

fart

21.07.2023 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried warning him. I said β€œHenry, you’re much too old to take a Pedigree from Triple H.” But he wouldn’t listen. The man was just too committed to sports entertainment

30.11.2023 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 817    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

It rhymes with Deacon

25.11.2023 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what working with jon is like

14.11.2023 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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FORNICATION AND OBSCENITIES

14.11.2023 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to have sex in the cybertruck and accidentally getting your virginity back

09.11.2023 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4007    πŸ” 902    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 18

They made me cut it because the source didn't want to use their name, but a Smithsonian official told me they didn't want these monuments because "museums aren't America's attic for its racist shit."

27.10.2023 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1744    πŸ” 457    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 42
it's nixon, come on

it's nixon, come on

what the christ is the matter with the phillies, bob

23.10.2023 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

youtu.be/IiIDdq6PF8M?...

06.09.2023 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
30.08.2023 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 206    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

That's awesome. What a legend.

24.08.2023 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

22.08.2023 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2547    πŸ” 569    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 18

β€œThe Dem’s position right now, it’s like the 1992 Celtics, all right? Their star is over the hill, and the bench is empty. So you’re either try for one more run with your big guy, or you wait 4 years for Antoine Walker.”

22.08.2023 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"check this shit out" [I close my eyes and ram an embankment with my shitty McLaren F1, it's not clear what move I was trying to do] "this isn't insured,"

21.08.2023 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1088    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4

I honestly just think that if soccer was ever going to catch on in the US, it probably would have 100 years ago

20.08.2023 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@vintagedior.bsky.social no DMs here though

08.08.2023 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"People just want to get back to work!...People? Just want to get back to work....People *just* want to get back to work....Look, people just want to get back to work"

05.08.2023 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
31.07.2023 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

robocop hitting mitch mcconnell with his ford taurus and he just bursts into liquid like that toxic waste dude

26.07.2023 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 859    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4
β€˜Judeo-Christian’ roots will ensure U.S. military AI is used ethically, general says

β€˜Judeo-Christian’ roots will ensure U.S. military AI is used ethically, general says

This is the most diabolic sentence in the history of the written word.

26.07.2023 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2192    πŸ” 544    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 102

Did you at least win a few races?

26.07.2023 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

derbil mcdilbit

25.07.2023 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine falling down these stairs to your death

03.07.2023 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 438    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 10

fart

21.07.2023 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I like it very much

21.07.2023 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@leib.bsky.social you must have had something to do with this

21.07.2023 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This site is too horny

20.07.2023 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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