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“Make sure the gas tank is less than a quarter full before we work on the fuel pump!”

Maybe mention this when the appointment is made, NOT the day before, not long after filling the gad tank.

Happy Birthday!

Lmao. These absolute clownshoes

Nice for the reminder of how little my feelings actually matter to the people who are supposed to care about me.

5000 people have signed up to run for office with @runforsomething.net in the last week. Between the election wins & the shutdown fury, we’re taking that momentum in to 2026.

“They’re not going to negotiate with us so we just gave in.” You’re a fucking idiot Tim Kaine.

Cowards.

I’ve been waiting three days for my blood test results and the doctor still hasn’t called, so I’m probably not going to know until next week! I better be dying or else they’re going to get it.

Just cold.

Time to play the game of “Is the heat broken or am I just cold?”

Mayor of New York is the second worst job in the world because even if you’re doing it right everyone still tells you to suck shit.

(Worst job is writing Amazing Spider-Man, for the same reasons)

I really hope the doctor finds something wrong with me so I can be treated and finally start to feel better.

Not to be woke but I think kids should have food.

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Everything: still constantly awful.

Panel from November 2, 2025 Thimble Theatre comic by Randy Milholland: Linden (walking away from Sea Hag): Get a hobby. Sea Hag (in front of a crystal ball): Hating IS a hobby!

2025, @choochoobear.bsky.social

Why not just go to people’s houses demanding candy any day you want?

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

If there’s news about the turd bomb being killed by a sailor that’s my brother.

I’m really sick of people whose default expression of any emotion is angry yelling.

Drew Struzan in his grave for all of five minutes and already rolling over in it

Government Sh*tdown REPUBLICANS HAVE CHOSEN TO SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT RATHER THAN EXTEND HUGELY POPULAR TAX CREDITS THAT HELP TENS OF MILLIONS PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. Mike Johnson lying on a chaise longue Sign: Sorry, Were CLOSED YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK HAS GREAT HEALTH COVERAGE PREMIUMS WILL SOAR FOR FARMERS, RANCHERS, SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS AND SELF-EMPLOYED PEOPLE. Farmer: I MAY BE SELF-RELIANT, BUT I CAN'T DO SURGERY ON MYSELF! MEANWHILE, TRUMP IS GIVING $40 BILLION TO AN ARGENTINIAN MADMAN WHO WRECKED HIS OWN ECONOMY. Milei with chainsaw: WHEEEE! RRRR! RRRR! PLEASE HELP. THERE'S A MORAL IN HERE SOMEWHERE: IF YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT DUMPING FECES ON AMERICANS… Trump in fighter jet dumping poop ...THEN DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

This week's comic on the looming threat to the ACA:

Remembering nearly a decade ago when folks were admonishing people about how punching nazis made you "just as bad as them" while platforming nazis in suits and shitty SS haircuts through profile features and calling all of it the "alt-right," WE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE DOING

Brian Schatz: "This is not about money. There is enough money to bail out Argentina with $20b. There is enough money to purchase a brand new aircraft for $173m for Noem. There is enough money to renovate the WH ballroom. What there isn't enough money for under this Republican government is you."

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

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Happy Birthday!!!

I keep getting these absolutely gruesome ads that show a simulated knife slicing into a fingernail. Even if it’s fake, who would EVER want to see that???

I’m tired if things always being terrible. Can it stop? For a little while?