Keeeeeeth

Here’s Johnny

🙌

2 minutes into the movie there is a radio ad for action park just in case you thought for even one god damned second that the story you’re about to be told about bruce springsteen wasn’t gonna take place in new jersey

Looks bleak

The enlightened ones, sure

My prediction? <takes a long draw from his dry herb vaporizer> Dallas 52-21. Javonte runs for 175+ and Pickens and CeeDee each have 30+ yard TD catches. In the paper thin Denver altitude Aubrey breaks the longest fg ever record. twice. The Dak for mvp clamor hits a deafening crescendo. All is well

Skattebo went full Black Swan

our simultaneous disgust from mirror angles delights me to no end

Today is the day I officially became a “ban the tush push” girlie. It’s fucking lawless nonsense bullshit silliness

and Philly isn’t even playing Dallas rn so I’m Switzerland af

I’ve never shouted Tampa so loud in my life Jesus fucking Christ I’m starving down here

Back on my bullshit (there’s literally nobody else here)

just die already jfc

Soar us only over the war torn cities like Portland and Chicago, Puddy.

I saw a digital billboard that said Bad Bunny? Bad Decision! with like a silhouette of bugs bunny ears. they are so fucking disturbing

Also there is an inanimate cameo in the Keanu movie that resulted in me squealing out loud in delight.

OH but speaking of new movies, Keanu is so fucking funny in the otherwise very very mid Aziz Ansari film that it makes me actually mad he’s done so few comedies like what the fuck hollywood

not ready to talk about ATH, maybe after a third viewing but definitely not now.

basketball player kobe bryant is sitting in a chair with a towel around his neck and says `` soft '' . ALT: basketball player kobe bryant is sitting in a chair with a towel around his neck and says `` soft '' .

That 3rd one was barely 400 feet

If you run outside real quick you might see the ball Ohtani just hit fly over your house

wait that *wasn’t* Max Von Sydow in Strange Brew?

(Or did Meryl Streep cameo in 102 Dalmatians and I’m stepping on the joke)

perfect.

Then I’ll write a movie about one man’s efforts to completely devalue the EGOT but cast only unknowns

I’ll get a few people with Grammys, Oscars, and Tonys to produce an 8 episode documentary about the album and sell it to Hulu

Then I’ll release an accompanying album containing covers of the songs from the musical by entertainers who have won Oscars, Tonys, and Emmys.

I’m going to write a broadway musical about a group of random entertainers that have won Oscars, Emmys, and Grammys coming together to star in a play in hopes of winning the elusive Tony and I will cast the show exclusively with random entertainers that have won Oscars, Emmys, and Grammys.

Important zoom call on the sched for between present and future

also why did they give her whiskers

Yeah I want to go the where that picture was taken when I’m in Italy next month but I don’t think we are getting to Naples 😞

leave us alone please