Keeeeeeth

Goofy’s hard R when he says picknickers at the end of runaway railway always makes me uncomf

3 new parks for me this season

Underrated hot 90s couple

Say sike right now

Throwing out my iPhone just in case

Yeah I expect a cancellation email

Took 500+ episodes and 37 movies for a soft confirmation that Julia Roberts exists in the MCU

Twenty seven and one half dollars for the 6 Connery Bond films in 4K? This has got to be a mistake, let’s see if Target honors it or cancels the order.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a glass of water . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a glass of water .

I liked wuthering heights

going to the movies must be weird for Riley Keough rn

Respectfully 🫡

wow that’s crazy

Let’s put our heads together, and start a new country up.

Last time I saw a strawberry that large he was fucking up Armando Benitez’ shit

Why are the strawberries so big (I never read the book)

RIP Mox

The top ten is listed separately from the rest of the chronological order. He’s at #7.

Far more upsetting is when it comes to Ripkens they had room for 2 Cal Jrs but left off the infamous Billy. For shame (unless that wasn’t Topps, in which case nevermind)

February eleventh and I’ve kept my Letterboxd up to date the entire year so far new personal record let’s fucking gooooo

They can keep their Hawaiian punch with a splash of vodka

The last straw was when I tried to check in at the desk SORRY I MEAN THE BAR THEY ARE TOO COOL FOR A DESK at 3:30 they were like “ok check in time is 4:00 but we can check you in now my man no problem” and I was like “thanks” and they continued “for $50”.

They infuriate me

MUNA Announce New Album Watch the lead single from the new MUNA album.

MUNA Announce New Album

same to you

Congrats on drafting a Super Bowl winning quarterback, Jets

still not enough Gaga

Super Bowl next year is on Valentine’s Day

😍

If you think the bunny is bad, wait till you see the offenses!