(Hazbin SPOILERS)✨StarrySkyRy✨

I keep having ideas for posts but forgetting them the second I open the app. Lol

Also, you just want a different show.
If you don’t like the way it’s playing out and how it’s been planned out from the beginning, you just want an entirely different show.
And that’s fine, but quit whining about it and go make the show you want.
Like, what is complaining gonna do?

To everyone saying “it would have been better if it were written like this!”
Ok, then write it like that.
Who’s stopping you?
Quit bitching about it and make it happen.

“___ is for the girls who had a discord server in middle school…”

MySpace barely existed when I was in middle school.
You guys really need to stop making me feel elderly.
It doesn’t feel that funny anymore.
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The way Husk showed up at the hotel and Angel wasn’t there.
That fucking ruined me!

#hazbinhotelseason2

Oof…
These episodes made me feel icky…
But like also confused and excited and angry and annoyed.

I have to have an immense amount of self control today to not listen to the songs before I see the new episodes.
This is gonna be difficult.
I might lose my mind. Lol

I have this problem where I just wanna watch episode 4 on repeat, but I know it’ll burn me out on HH before season two even ends.
So now I’m just sitting here staring blankly because idk what to do lol.

I’m sad because I chose tomorrow to stay late after work so I can do my monthly training…
Completely forgetting that Hazbin Hotel releases tomorrow and I’m gonna cry because I CHOSE this lol.
I have to stay away from all social media until I get home.

The Hazbin Hotel side of tiktok is going to make me tear my hair out…
How do i get to the side where people actually know what they’re talking about?!
That’s where i want to be!

Some of you have obviously never heard of a hate fuck.
Yeah, Alastor is asexual, but like strong emotions (including hatred) can do things to you lol.
Also, asexuals can still have sex.
Get it together, people.

Now that Hazbin season two is airing, time to get back to my full time job of blocking underage accounts on TikTok.
Fun times.

Everyone’s out here calling Vox a Samsung…
He’s obviously a Vizio.

(You can boo me if you want lol)

Ok but what if Sir Pentious is sent back to hell to be an ambassador for redemption?
Because, heaven is gonna need someone in hell to supervise and report back.
And Charlie is gonna need help getting people redeemed and proof that it works.

“I think Alastor willingly becoming a captive is setting up for something major.”

… you fucking think? What gave that away? I’m so fucking tired of this fandom having ZERO media literacy. Like below zero.

I can’t even see what you’re talking about but i agree.

Dudes…
Is it just me or does media literacy seem to be getting increasingly worse?
Like i SWEAR it wasn’t this bad with Hazbin season 1…

Vox be like #radiostatic #hazbinhotelfanart

Ok, I didn’t think I’d ever agree with Val, but like they should fuck already…
because like, the end of that song was SO HORNY for no reason. Lol

#HazbinHotelspoilers

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Poor Angel Dust!
😭😭😭
I’m losing my mind!

FUCKING VINCENT!!!
I’m gonna vomit!
Lmfao

I love his character so far. I hope there’s more fun sentences like that. Lol

Wait wait WAIT!
Patrick Stump sang “and no one here’s addicted to crack”…
That fact makes me giggle lol.

Ok, so, i think I’m in love with Jessica Vosk…

Well, there was that time i caught the slightest bit of Gravity scrolled past it as fast as possible and it officially dropped 3 seconds later. (Not an exaggeration)
That was pretty funny. Lol

My biggest flex is that I’ve managed to dodge all Hazbin Hotel leaks.
So the spoilers will only be from the officially released content.

Not Abel calling out everyone that took forever to get Sir Pentious’ name is a play on words.
You’re not slick, scriptwriters… you’re not slick. Lol

“That background character looks like someone’s OC.”
Uh… yeah… they’re all technically OCs.
Wtf are you even saying? Lol

Also, is Vox’s piano a player piano? Did he program a custom song? Was he ever actually playing it or was he pretending? Is it a player and he was controlling it (because players are typically electric now)? If it’s not a player piano how was it playing by itself? Lmao so many questions.

Also, Sera’s song just suddenly ending and then silence is a BEAUTIFUL way to demonstrate the impact on her. It’s such a full silence.
It gives you a second to really feel and process what she’s going through…
Wild.