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Kid in a Philip Seymour Hoffman Costume.

Kid in a Philip Seymour Hoffman Costume.

Happy Halloween!

31.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1192    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 7
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Turning on game 4 after staying up until 3 for game 3 and suffering through a hazy day of work

28.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

SHOHEI OHTANI
on Game 3 going to 18 innings

I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. SHOHEI OHTANI on Game 3 going to 18 innings

same

28.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 751    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 24

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

28.10.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5481    πŸ” 1088    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 40

Robot umps now and also fire the human umps. Baseball cop motherfuckers.

28.10.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

26.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3810    πŸ” 410    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 34
Bart to Milhouse: "Canada are you seeing this World Series Commercial?"

Milhouse who is Canada and seeing the annoying Doordash commercial with the lyrics "Eeny, meeny, gipsy, leeny, oop-bop, bop-ba-leeny Achoo, gotcha, liberal, racha, I love you": "yeah it's really something..."

Bart to Milhouse: "Canada are you seeing this World Series Commercial?" Milhouse who is Canada and seeing the annoying Doordash commercial with the lyrics "Eeny, meeny, gipsy, leeny, oop-bop, bop-ba-leeny Achoo, gotcha, liberal, racha, I love you": "yeah it's really something..."

When Americans are talking about the ads airing during the World Series

26.10.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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George's full AB with in stadium audio only.

21.10.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1380    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 86
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Chills, eh

21.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 298    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 24
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"I was born ready. I was born ready. And I want it all for this city."

20.10.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 566    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 66

those dog costumes where it looks like they have person arms, gotta be a top 10 human achievement

18.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 542    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

I want to once again recommend one of the single greatest podcast episodes of all time

11.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6
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The Toronto Blue Jays are headed to the ALCS

09.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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This is incredible camera work

05.10.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1024    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 18
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me before and after shelling out to see One Battle After Another in IMAX

04.10.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2930    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

25.09.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1338    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6
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Doug Ford will outlaw municipal speed cameras this fall: Sources Sources say Ford's Progressive Conservatives will table legislation later this fall to outlaw the "automated speed enforcement" devices.

What a king. May all the people in ford-voting areas w pathetic β€œslow down” signs on their lawns make no connections between what they see & voting preferences.

www.thestar.com/politics/pro...

23.09.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 28
CBC News has repeatedly relied on Gaza-based videographer Mohamed El Saife, a known anti-Israel propagandist in Gaza, to supply footage and shape its reporting on the Hamas-Israel war. On August 21, CBC Kids News published a video and article, produced with El Saife’s material, featuring Gazan children echoing Hamas propaganda lines such as β€œstop killing children” and β€œthere’s no food in Gaza.”

CBC News has repeatedly relied on Gaza-based videographer Mohamed El Saife, a known anti-Israel propagandist in Gaza, to supply footage and shape its reporting on the Hamas-Israel war. On August 21, CBC Kids News published a video and article, produced with El Saife’s material, featuring Gazan children echoing Hamas propaganda lines such as β€œstop killing children” and β€œthere’s no food in Gaza.”

imagine actually writing the sentence "Hamas propaganda lines such as 'stop killing children'"

27.08.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 462    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
warped face guy from X-files intro

warped face guy from X-files intro

This guy actually has it pretty sweet

23.08.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 622    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

16.08.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9419    πŸ” 3143    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 476
baby needs pasta grocery store sign

baby needs pasta grocery store sign

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

23.07.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11446    πŸ” 1708    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 43

The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!

26.07.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 765    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œNearly a third of Gazans had not eaten for several days, the U.N.’s World Food Program said this week.”

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β€œLet me tell you what this Supreme Court Decision ACTUALLY means” - guy who gets all his information from a YouTube channel called PowerfulSeinfeldKnowledge

28.06.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

The lesson from New York is we should all have ranked ballots. The people yearn to RANK. We want to RATE and SORT.

25.06.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 628    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 14

The My
Temperature Body
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In the 30s but feels like 45

22.06.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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