david frighty

bro why is a sovereign nation crashing out on here

poor shohei ohtani, i pity him really. wasting all this energy smashing dingers and striking out his opponents instead of studying the blade.

maybe his next film can be about a man who is coping and seething

*tune of "jessie's girl"*

oh how i wish that i had dracula's girl

flat terrain with sun setting behind distant mountain range, three distinct peaks with neon clouds overhead

sky goin fuckin crazy over the three sisters rn

man this felt so fuckin good

joe flacco shouldn't belong to any one nfl franchise they should just have a weekly lottery where any shitty team can put in to win him for their next game

"it's pronounced cudoba"

you can go to hell

what kind of society allows qdoba to get away with being called that

me, in hamas? they wish!

breaking: president trump deploying a big dookie to the inside of his pants

if a blair witch ever tried to do blair witch shit to me i would knock its ass out

it's so inspiring to see mitch mcconnell well into his 80s and still pursuing his passion for falling down on the floor in front of everybody

happy birthday mister green mist

grandpa munster had hoes

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did sports networks stop doing "helmets of the two teams crash into each other at high speed and explode" animations because of CTE

i don't mean to alarm anyone but there is a dang cheeto in the white house

He really put a "but I'm different" in his eulogy. What a mind.

slow spooky movie trailer version of "the boys are back in town"

help me help me i'm a character in a mike flanagan thing and these ghosts are saying stuff to me like "you don't care about anyone but yourself!" aaaagh so scary

*game two, whatever

million dollar idea: super bowl kicks off at 11:03 on a thursday morning

major league baseball rocks, they're always like "hm how do we get more people to watch baseball" and then they schedule game one of the american league championship series on a monday afternoon

seein the beta band live on wednesday (please DO NOT say "the beta band? sounds like you should be onstage for that one, david!")

more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bs... 3h well ialways said this was gonna happen eventually but Sti/f very sad to learn that hell burned down particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.so... 3h Is everyone okay? more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social you're thinking of purgatory October 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM

"here's what pokémon tells us about the biblical antichrist" is something we should be seeing from a teenage youtuber with 108 followers not a billionaire amphibian who owns most of the people in the white house

i like comics too but it's disturbing to me that none of these guys seem to read books that don't have pictures in them

i love fan photos with cal raleigh where the fan looks more like a pro athlete than cal raleigh does

(russian accent) "mister baseball"