david tveite

well we lost one of our best starters but this oughta be canceled out by signing four relief pitchers who are all in exactly the right age bracket to be bluesky power users

man fuck this

A promotion for a ronda rousey vs gina carano mma match on Netflix

In a first ever “Loser gets Vaccinated” match

I often think about the fact that if the FBI et al had not killed Fred Hampton, he would be 78 today. Younger than Jesse Jackson was. Must have felt strange to outlive many of your contemporaries by decades.

This event is insane

everybody is reading way too much into erika kirk taking the picture of her and charlie out of her zoom background, she probably just moved it to the bedroom so she could jack off to it

if one of my henchmen started a sentence with "i think—" i would like to believe i'd be the kind of boss that goes "oh you're thinkin now huh? that's good!" and not the kind who snaps "i don't pay you to think!" but you never know how the pressure is going to affect you in the moment.

i cannot thank you enough for telling me this

i truly believe that if we all work together we can make this country into a place where being involved in a massive international sex crime racket is bad for your career

even stranger when you consider that he is currently a deputy secretary of health & human services

feels like i haven't heard about morbius the living vampire in awhile

remember the week and a half of scaramucci

if one of my henchmen started a sentence with "i think—" i would like to believe i'd be the kind of boss that goes "oh you're thinkin now huh? that's good!" and not the kind who snaps "i don't pay you to think!" but you never know how the pressure is going to affect you in the moment.

imperial grapefruits, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1909

imperial grapefruits, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1909

had two friends from high school that i stayed close with throughout adulthood, one of em died but the other one i still talk to pretty much every day.

i love how aggressive tiktok's follow recommendations are. i just got an email from them where the top 3 "someone you may know"s were two canceled comedians and a coworker from a job i had for 6 months 13 years ago.

trying to take better care of my dental health so i bought an unbelievably loud electric toothbrush

yeah you were way out of line there

oh fuck

i hate to say it but the past year has completely turned me off to the whole idea of a cabal

any questions of this administration's honesty and competence can surely be put to rest after pam bondi's masterful impression of a patti harrison character

sneak a burrito into a matinee

jack nicholson as the joker

last night i was stoned at the grocery store and there was a guy whistling the darryl hannah thing from kill bill so loud that i became convinced he was trying to get me to physically fight him

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

if donald trump is guilty then how come he called the police station and said he's innocent

there was a futurama (i think?) episode where richard nixon claimed to have an audio tape that completely exonerated him from involvement in watergate and it was just someone going "someone broke into the watergate" and him going "whaaaat?!"

Frame #4193 from 60sE63 weight and see