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divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

So I'm the plus one at a wedding in Florida this weekend (already a wild ass time) and we were at the rehearsal dinner tonight and found out one of the groomsmen got dumped by his plus one THIS MORNING and like. girl. I don't know what he did but I don't know if you needed to do ALLA THAT 💀

To borrow a phrase from our reality TV star turned president: “You’re Fired.” That’s the message Bucks County voters gave Sheriff Fred Harran Tuesday night. Harran will also be taking with him out the door his widely detested ICE 287(g) partnership, as Sheriff-elect Danny Ceisler ran on ending it.

“We have obviously a hyper-partisan and polarized society, but when the administration starts spending tax dollars to promote its partisanship, that’s when it crosses the line."

More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.

"As of November 5th, it estimated that USAID's dismantling has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children." www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Unicorn Riot Releases New Trove of Videos From Largest Arrest in MN History - Racket Plus celebrating the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, SNAP pause hurts residents and grocers, and a good guide for Twin Cities business travelers in today's Flyover news roundup.

"Strikingly, more than 24% of the 45 officers have killed community members while on duty."

The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test.

Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.

Texas Banned Abortion. Then Sepsis Rates Soared. ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis is the most detailed look yet into a rise in life-threatening complications for women experiencing pregnancy loss under Texas’ abortion ban.

Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to our analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%.

(Published February)

Indeed, he was allowed to to kill all those children because he is so rich

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

The Hurl of Sandwich.

The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.

Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.

And thus a hero was born.

I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this

Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.

BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.

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Subscribe to The Onion instead of whatever this shit is.

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oh my god they actually did it lmao

Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how

It’s time for progressive movements to ask a serious question: how do we keep using platforms that actively undermine democracy and concentrate wealth in the hands of the very few, while claiming to fight for equality?

cc @greenparty.org.uk @zackpolanski.bsky.social @owenjones.bsky.social

Yo this is dope. I wish I got paid to do this shit I'm so jealous. I could have an amazing show on Fox News. I would be amazing

Zohran undermining the Democratic brand of doing nothing & losing, by winning and actually using that power

I don't want to paint Germany as some utopia, but they have a reasonable welfare state and public employees keep getting paid to provide public services even when political parties are unable to pass a budget. For overseas troops representing American power, our governance weaknesses must stand out.

Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”

"Americans cast ballots at polling places across the country on Tuesday, which means we have a bunch of data on voters voting — rather than just pre-election polls of a hypothetical electorate," writes Aaron Blake. | Analysis
https://cnn.it/3Jvnzkb

Unannounced Child "Wellness Checks" by Armed Federal Agents Raise Concerns - Institute for Public Service Reporting - Memphis % % %

Federal immigration cops are using "wellness checks" on minors as a ruse to get into homes and arrest people for alleged immigration violations. In this case, an alleged check on a 17-year-old let them arrest his 22-year-old brother, who was brought here at 11 and has protected status.

A thing you're not seeing if you haven't checked Twitter in the last week is all the political betting markets (Polymarket, Kalshi) are actively caping for Cuomo and spreading Zohran conspiracies on there. Usually this would be a cause for some sort of regulatory oversight but that no longer exists.

BREAKING: After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty.

“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”

In a tent in central Gaza, a women’s film festival is born Held over six days last week, the inaugural International Festival for Women's Cinema was ‘an affirmation that Gaza loves life despite the genocide.’

In a tent in central Gaza, a women’s film festival is born

Held over six days last week, the inaugural International Festival for Women's Cinema was ‘an affirmation that Gaza loves life despite the genocide.’

Ibtisam Mahdi reports.

www.972mag.com/gaza-interna...

In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

What We Lost When Condé Nast Unceremoniously Shuttered Teen Vogue This article is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news...

"Condé was content to hold Teen Vogue up as a prop for diversity, youth representation and progressive ideals when it benefited it, and then to unceremoniously discard the entire publication with a disingenuous press release when the winds shifted."
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What We Lost When Condé Nast Unceremoniously Shuttered Teen Vogue This article is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news...

if you want to know what happened to Teen Vogue yesterday, my work wife @allegrak.bsky.social — who ran our politics section for 6 years until this past June — said it all in this.

can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.