Christopher Caldwell

Also happy year of the Ponytail

Happy Mardi Gras to those that celebrate

Aspic, like a coating of gelatine goo.

Oh yeah, Brighton grew on me when I was there last October. Found a Mexican place that did birria de chivo

No one has answered this

Hey, Chip Delany was my instructor!

I regret saying that in his first term that the president was so mediocre he couldn’t even manage to be the worst president, because he’s clearly trying to prove me wrong

I’ve no plan to see the film, I like the book too much, but someone explain the horny fingering of a fish in aspic in “Wuthering Heights”

Augh! I went to high school on third and La Brea. That feels so weird

If no one ever voted third party, we’d still have the federalists and the Democratic-republicans.

That’s not true, they like Creole/cajun cuisine when they have it. And, uhh, hip hop.

Is Halle Berry serving Carmen Sandiego (the old one who enjoys stealing things) realness?

Geralt of Rivia’s horse, Roach

The world needs this

Sorry, I cannot hear you, I’m kinda busy

@devinmadethat.bsky.social !!!!!

I think that’s the implication

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I, uhh,

IM UP IN DA CLUB AND IM SIPPIN THAT BUBB

*ahem*
As you were.

No, I don’t know why I’m listening to Mitski at 4:00am

Gavin Newsom could read the Bluest Eye and come to the conclusion that Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro were right about Black people.

I do not understand how they could think this garbled word salad came from a thinking being

Homicides in Scotland are at a 50 year low. Fewer people were murdered in Scotland than Denmark.

Why do the police need guns?

If I see a Rand book there better also be some Fanon and Gramsci on the shelf, or I’m taking the fire escape

I’m sooooo behind!

But, but, but…. Fashion!

Now I’m sad I’m only in one Queer Tale.

I learned the hard to leave if all the books are by Ayn Rand.

I mean, he actually punishes evil doers

Newsom is an off-putting, depraved weirdo who hates homeless people and delights in suffering, AND he’s a California Democrat.

Lucifer, the Morning Star, Father of Lies, Prince of this World has a much better chance of winning a national election than Gavin Newsom.

I don’t even know how I’d fix it. It’s mostly through the point of view of a very small child.